The 5 Things Meme.
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quigonejinnYou know the drill.
Do me a favor and ask for five things. My fandoms are: Star Wars, Hornblower, RPF for Paul McGann and/or other Hornblower actors, Supernatural, West Wing, Venture Brothers, Boondock Saints and really, anything that you might desire to see done in a halfassed way. If anybody wants it, I'll even write Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, and Harry Potter.
Be greedy and ask for lots. I'm in a rut these days, and writing these short little things will help me pare down my blather tendencies. :D
Do me a favor and ask for five things. My fandoms are: Star Wars, Hornblower, RPF for Paul McGann and/or other Hornblower actors, Supernatural, West Wing, Venture Brothers, Boondock Saints and really, anything that you might desire to see done in a halfassed way. If anybody wants it, I'll even write Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, and Harry Potter.
Be greedy and ask for lots. I'm in a rut these days, and writing these short little things will help me pare down my blather tendencies. :D
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Date: 2006-09-01 01:17 am (UTC)Five things Bush would have said if he'd come back from Caudebec.
Five things Maria told Barbara while she was dying.
Five ways Hornblower showed Marie he loved her, even if he didn't realize it at the time.
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Date: 2006-09-01 01:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-01 01:33 am (UTC)2. Los Angeles is terrible for you.
3. When you do a lot of coke, you lose your sense of smell. This might not be so important when you're twenty eight -- the bloody noses aren't so bad, really, and if you're doing coke, you already know how good it feels. The loss of smell gets more important, though, when you've gone clean, and your wife is throwing you out for the fourth time anyways. Your sixteen year old boy snuck out the back of the house and around to the front so that he could hug you, say goodbye, without his mother knowing. You put your duffel bag down, hug your boy, then realize that you have no idea what he smells like. You haven't, in fact, since he turned about ten or eleven. You've forgotten to the point you can't even imagine it anymore.
4. Don't fall in love with the person you marry.
5. Listen to Bamber. He has a good head on his shoulders.
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Date: 2006-09-01 01:45 am (UTC)2. "So you'll be going to Vienna, sir?"
3. "How is the Nonsuch? Has Hurst remembered about about the spirit sails?"
4. "It is odd to be ashore again, sir, but this peace won't last. They can't keep Boney there forever."
5. "The Temeraire is coming tomorrow by tug, sir."
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:11 am (UTC)2. That none of her previous children had given her so much trouble. None, it had been easy.
3. That she knew the child would be a boy, and that she had been thinking on what to name the boy. Did Barbara think that "Horatio" was a good name? Had her mother arrived yet? Had she come?
4. That she had known there was something between Horatio and Barbara. Not at the dinner party, not from any letter of Horatio's, but it was after that. Maria could not catch her breath because the pain was too great, so she could not complete the explanation.
5. That Horatio had been away, too, when his son died. His daughter had died firs,t and Horatio had been wounded, so he had gone out into the hallway to gather himself, and when he came back in, little Horatio was dead, too. He had loved those children; he had loved those children.
Bonus. Something that Maria thought about telling Barbara, but didn't: that she'd given her whole life to Horatio, but it still wasn't enough to make him happy. Did Barbara think that she could make him happy with the portion that she was going to give him? She was welcome to try. After Maria dead, there was nothing that would stop her.
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Date: 2006-09-01 01:25 am (UTC)5 things that remind Obi-Wan of Qui-Gon
5 costars Paul McGann shouldn't have fucked, and why (and if you're really bored, 5 he should have)
I'm going to throw Rome at you, and you can ignore it if you're not in the mood. 5 things Lucius Vorenus is proud of
5 lies Barbara told Horatio. I LOVE THIS PROMPT.
Date: 2006-09-01 02:42 am (UTC)2. "My mother thinks you're a very charming man, Horatio."
3. "What a surprise, Horatio! I never would have guessed that you'd get me such a lovely present. Thank you."
4. "Hebe left me because she wanted to."
5. "I've never loved anyone but you. Never."
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Date: 2006-09-01 01:33 am (UTC)5 Things that Qui-Gon Jinn is never going to mention...ever.
5 Things Luke Skywalker had really wished someone had warned him about Force Ghosts.
5 Things Leia and Han pretend no one else knows about.
5 things that the Cylons just don't understand about human (and they've tried).
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Date: 2006-09-01 01:44 am (UTC)Five things Qui-Gon does to annoy Obi-Wan.
Clearly I can not think of as many of these things as everyone else. :(
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Date: 2006-09-01 01:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:08 am (UTC)5 things Paul McGann would say about Jamie Bamber.
5 things Ioan Gruffudd would say about Paul McGann.
5 things McGann did that would get him disbarred if he were ever caught. (i.e. five things Lindsay has to keep mum about lest it put the entire firm into ruin)
5 things Paul McGann would never tell his brothers.
Date: 2006-09-01 01:15 pm (UTC)2. There were parts about being an altar boy that he didn't mind so bitterly. They even had nothing to do with girls or sex or sneaking sips of the blood of Christ.
3. His first year at RADA, he had sex a couple times with other men. He only took it once, and he's never done it since then, so none of it counts.
4. One of those guys, McGann realized in the morning after, looked kind of like Joe. This was, in fact, why he'd originally ended up talking to the man: he had been horribly drunk, and for a certain drunken interval, he was convinced that Joe had come to London for something.
That broke him of the habit, quick and clean as anything.
It had also een the time he took it.
5. One time, when Paulie had seem some of the world and was back home for a while, he was out with Dad. They were on the street together, getting a part for the stove at home that'd broken down again, and McGann realized that at the counter at this one shop, the woman looked and Dad smiled at him. He had to hide a smile back.
There was a ring on the woman's hand, and Paul had slept with enough married women to recognize the way that they came onto a man.
There was a ring on his father's hand, too.
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:08 am (UTC)Five things Qui-Gon knows he will never forget.
Five ways Bush was never kind to Hammond.
Five things Obi-Wan failed to tell his master.
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Date: 2006-09-01 03:54 pm (UTC)2. What it feels like to be afraid. Qui-Gon did not have to address this element of his training until he was nine years old, and he did not have very many experiences of it afterwards. Nevertheless, he was a boy against five bodyguards for a Hutt. His heart beat rapidly; sweat formed on the back of his neck. He knew that the wall was three paces behind him, so his superior agility was of limited use in these close quarters.
3. The first time he was afraid for another being. Unsurprisingly, it was Dooku. He was fourteen; they were on Corsucant, and Dooku had just been shouted down by the Council, and there was a wild look in his eyes.
He never discussed this memory with Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan was always too polite to explicitly discuss how badly Qui-Gon's own conduct before the Council had frightened him.
4. When Obi-Wan confronted him as they were about to leave for Naboo.
5. What it felt like to die.
Five ways Bush was never kind to Hammond.
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:12 am (UTC)*missed the Nip/Tuck the first time*
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:48 pm (UTC)2. Really. Sex with anyone over the age of forty-five. The one exception he's ever made was with this fifty two year old woman who'd had sixty thousand dollars of Sean's work put into her and a brand new vagina lift, and she'd just finished healing from that, so it was time for the doctor to have an inspection, and then he had sex with her sister, and -- so really, he's broken this rule, too.
3. Animals. This is a clear line. Though there was this one time when he was in med school and -- oh shit. Shit!
4. Sex with men.
5. Sex with Sean.
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:18 am (UTC)ahahahahahahah!!!!!
Five procedures Dr. Troy would recommend Paul McGann have done.
Date: 2006-09-01 02:35 pm (UTC)2. Ball lift.
3. Ball lift.
4. Collagen lip injections. It doesn't have to be overstated or obvious. Just something to get them back to what they used to look like. Pink
5. Really, get these balls done. If not by me, then by someone else because they're halfway down to your knees, and in three years, you'll be dragging them behind you like knuckles on a Neanderthal.
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:54 am (UTC)Five discussions Caesar would have with Marc Antony. (okay, so you didn't list Rome, but I know you have the love for it.)
Five lies Hornblower told Bush.
Five things Barbara told Hornblower after meeting Marie.
Five things Marie told Hornblower after meeting Barbara.
Five things Bush would say to those pretty, black-haired Spanish whores in Valpariso. :D
Date: 2006-09-01 05:35 pm (UTC)2. "With hot water, see? A little rum, a little lemon."
3. "Don't take your dress off -- just lift your skirt up. Like that, just like that, and ease onto me."
4. " -- and the Temeraire came right up alongisde that Dago -- begging your pardon, ma'm -- and the captain, he says -- "
5. "My friend isn't going to touch you. He just wants to watch."
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:57 am (UTC)5 things Pellew would say to Horatio but is afraid to.
5 things about the Navy that Archie Kennedy never got used to.
5 things Edrington doesn't want anyone to know he takes very seriously indeed.
5 things Bush doesn't want anyone to know he thinks are really really funny.
5 things Maria never told anyone about her marriage
5 things Pellew would say to Horatio but is afraid to.
Date: 2006-09-01 08:47 pm (UTC)2. If you must marry, marry for love.
3. There will be a day when your grief at what happened ashore with the 95th will almost be pleasant. You'll look back to those days as a pleasant memory: this is not something to take joy in, but it will happen.
4. If you can, try not to love your friends in the Navy too much.
5. Let the captain win at whist once in a while. Especially if you're playing him in his own cabin. Dammit.
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Date: 2006-09-01 03:15 am (UTC)5 things Archie Kennedy has never forgiven.
5 things Archie Kennedy does every chance he gets.
5 books Archie Kennedy couldn't finish.
5 ways Archie Kennedy is like William Bush, and 5 ways he is not.
5 things Archie Kennedy will never tell anyone.
Date: 2006-09-02 12:06 am (UTC)2. The fleet was Spithead for a good number of months. If Archie had wanted, he could have left the Justinian. Quit, packed his chest, and been back in the arms of his family in three days: nevertheless he did not. Simpson was away for part of it, and he was not as unbearable when he had recourse to the pleasures of port. Nevertheless, abuse happened. Nevertheless, Kennedy refused to leave, and what he will never tell anyone is that he lacked the strength of will to do it.
3. When Archie was two months short of his seventh birthday, his sisters explained that the reason why all of his siblings were both older than he was and girls was that Mama felt boys above the age of seven were tiresome. At his next birthday party, he would be given away to the chimneysweep for an apprentice. That was the "big surprise" that Nurse kept alluding to.
4. It took him a long, long time to stop wanting to be Horatio.
5. Archied had to be coaxed out from underneath his bed to attend his seventh birthday party.
The big surprise turned out to be a model ship from his uncle who had been a Navy captain and was now an earl.
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Date: 2006-09-01 03:21 am (UTC)5 Things Harry wants to do to Cho with a wand
5 Things Sirius *really* wants to say to Snape
5 Things Fred would do to George if he wasn't his twin
5 Things Harry wants to do to Cho with a wand
Date: 2006-09-04 03:27 pm (UTC)I suck at humor -- I've been beating my head for days, but I'e only been able to come up with one thing for the Harry and Cho two angstful things (to do something splendid that will make her like him; to make her stop crying), but neither of them are consonant with book 6. And one thing for Fred and George, which makes no sense outisde of anyboyd's head but mine (hate him.)
Can I offer you a full-length fic in any other fandom but, uh, Venture Brothers as a consolation prize ofr my suck? Or anything else that I can do for you?
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Date: 2006-09-01 04:17 am (UTC)5 ways that Horatio was unkind to Archie but didn't mean to be
5 things Bush remembers about the carriage ride to Paris
5 things Bush wishes Hornblower would remember
5 times Horatio wishes he had told Archie "No"
And finally...
5 uses for a coconut on GAY COCONUT ISLAND(TM)
5 ways that Horatio was unkind to Archie but didn't mean to be
Date: 2006-09-04 03:46 pm (UTC)5. HE WON'T EAT HIS GODDAMN FISH1. The atrocities that Horatio committed against Spanish when they were in prison together. It's a wonder he ever struggled into something approaching conversational level in French -- never mind the fact that his grammar is still better than Archie's. The man is tone-deaf.
2. The time that Horatio accidentally reminded Archie just how he came to be the senior of them: Archie had come into the service first, after all, and Horatio made a joke about how he had now accumulated more sea time than Archie. It was funny at the time, and Horatio realized the impact once he had said it, but the damage was done.
As much as Archie likes to joke about what happened at the Spanish prison, he doesn't like to actually be reminded of it.
3. Horatio is Horatio is Horatio. There's nothing intended to be unkind in that, but it works that way. Horatio is Horatio, and the fact that he exists and that he is Archie's closest friend only makes it worse. Really, this is the crux of it.
4. "Do you think we'll have long in Kingston?" Cruel only in retrospect.
5. "Archie, Archie -- " Horatio's mourning on the deck of the Renown. It made dying more bittersweet, and this cruelty filled Archie's last days on Kingston.
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Date: 2006-09-01 06:20 pm (UTC)Five things Connor and Murphy will never tell their parents.
... more later if I manage to think of any.
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Date: 2006-09-05 06:54 pm (UTC)Before I write these, though, I gotta ask. Would you object to Connor/Murphy content?
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Date: 2006-09-01 10:19 pm (UTC)1. (WW) Five campaigns Tobey really wanted to win but didn't (pre-Bartlet)
2. (SPN) Five lessons Dean wished his mother had been around to teach him
3. (SW) Five times Leia wished she was the trained Jedi instead of her brother
4. (HH - do you know anything about the Sharpe series? 'Cause if not, substitute Jack Aubrey for Richard Sharpe) Five times Richard Sharpe helped Horatio out of a tight spot
Five campaigns Tobey really wanted to win but didn't (pre-Bartlet).
Date: 2006-09-06 01:31 am (UTC)1. There has never been a campaign that Toby hasn't wanted to win. He hears about the dial-in campaigns on TV talent shows, and he itches to organize them. CJ heard about this, and she makes fun of him for it. Mercilessly. Such that the entire staff makes fun of him about it -- the President teased him about it once during Senior Staff. In between discussing North Korea disarmament and the trade deficit.
2. In fourth grade, Toby ran his own campaign for class treasurer. It was the first and last time he's ever run as a candidate for something. He learns from his mistakes.
3. The next year, having learned from his mistakes, he ran his best firend's campaign for class treasurer. Indeed, he learned from his mistakes.
4. Maybe he should have picked better friends. Or at least ones that, nine years later, didn't want to run for borough president after losing for class treasurer every year from fifth grade through to twelth. And wouldn't faint in hot rooms.
5. He learns from his mistakes. He does.
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Date: 2006-09-01 11:36 pm (UTC)Ummm ... all I can think of are lame ones ...
Five things Paul McGann has told his wife that she really didn't want to hear about.
Five things Richard E. Grant is just dying to tell someone about Paul McGann, but won't because of a drunken oath they took that night Paul taught him to drink.
Man, those are convoluted.
Five things Paul McGann has told his wife that she really didn't want to hear about.
Date: 2006-09-15 03:59 pm (UTC)2. "Would you let me come back?"
3. " -- an' then, Joe said, 'Let's all go to one of them places with the breasts,' an' I said, 'That's a great idea because tonight is your last free night,' an' Andy, you know Andy, thought it would be a great idea if the girl put it on her arse and Joe did it an' then we all did it -- "
4. "Don't you know what they put into sausage these days? I mean, take this ingredient right here. This one that they'e helpfully labelled as a preservative. In rats, it's proven tocause birth defects."
5. "The way I feel about you has nothing to do with the way that I feel about my children. I still love them."
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Date: 2006-09-02 01:43 am (UTC)and
5 things Hornblower wished he had said to Bush
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Date: 2006-09-02 02:02 am (UTC)5 things Hornblower said in his sleep that Barbara heard after Caudebec.
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Date: 2006-09-05 01:41 pm (UTC)2) Five things Hornblower never told Bush.
3) Five things Hornblower didn't know about Bush.
4) Five things Bush didn't know about Hornblower.
5) Five times Edrington fell in love.
6) Five times Bush fell in love.
7) Five alcoholic beverages none of Paul Mcgann's various incarnations would ever drink.
8) Five opinions on why naval hats would have been horribly stupid-looking if it weren't for the fact that they're connected with AoS, one of the coolest things in the world. Ever.
9) Five Irate Canon Girlfriends and what they really thought.
1) Five things Bush never told Hornblower
Date: 2006-10-01 06:45 pm (UTC)The fact that certain things were never said, though, did not mean that they were unexpressed. The important things were communicated.
2. Here is one thing that Bush never expressed to Hornblower, in either words or gesture, though: that he knew his captain was tone deaf. He had known since that night aboard the Renown when Hornblower walked him to bed. Bush had been drunk, but so drunk as to fail to notice that his friend had no idea what Bush had been humming until Bush began applying words to the melody.
3. Here is a second: that he knew Hornblower's children had died of smallpox.
4. Also: that their friendship notwithstanding, Bush had told Lady Barbara to look after his captain.
5. And finally, something that Bush never said, at least not as a form of address: Hornblower's given name. He said Hornblower's given name on a number of occaisions -- describing his friend to family at Chichester, for example, or when talking about Hornblower to friends in Sheerness -- but it was "Hornblower" during intimate conversations and, in other times, "sir" or "Captain" or "Commodore."
Bush died before Hornblower became an Admiral.
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Date: 2006-09-06 08:46 am (UTC)- Five things Graham does the day Beatrix dies.
- Five times Attie and Pansy allllllmost did something naughty but didn't quite, before that time in fifth year. (that's the most convuluted phrasing ever, but you know what I mean.)
- Five things in Attie's memory too good for dementors to take away, even after a three-month stint in Azkaban.
- Five things Stewart won't ever tell Graham, no matter how long they live in Australia.
I COULD GO ON, BUT I WON'T. kdljf Even if you just do, like, one of them, I would be deliiiighted.
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Date: 2007-05-17 12:31 am (UTC)1. Remove pipette bulbs from under cheek. Fallen asleep at the laboratory bench again.
2. Do work. Good, solid research, thankfully, not paperwork. There are some slowstones that his much unloved primary investigator thinks could be converted to a leyline-focused weapon -- they can't, Graham suspects, at least not the Moroccan kind that the Lord's Army has to work with.
He's been putting together the setup to test it for the better part of a week.
3. Eat lunch in the break room. Chew slowly. Read the newspaper three times from front to end, mostly to kill time until the teagirl came around with the cart. Nice legs. Nice rear end. Very nice rear end. Smart mouth on her, too.
4. Take slowstone from incubator oven for second grinding under ventilation hood. Bump hip against the gas valve and be reminded of bumping up against Beatrice the day that she -- maybe accidentally, maybe not -- sprinkled ground slowstone on Stewart, who spent a good half hour lagged as hell and pissed as anything and swearing at them in slow motion while he very, very slowly it over to his wand on the other side of the room.
5. Found out about Beatrice.
No memory of anything that happened after that.
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Date: 2006-09-09 01:24 am (UTC)five things Starbuck really frakking hates about Lee. (and five things she secretly loves and would never tell anyone, especially Lee.)
five dreams Roslin had to put on hold when she became impromptu president.
five alternative careers Tigh has contemplated/attempted.
five lies Baltar tells himself, so he can look at himself in the mirror.
five things Starbuck really frakking hates about Lee.
Date: 2007-05-17 10:40 pm (UTC)1. He can drink. The rules of physics and personal withstanding, she still can't believe he can actually go round for round, shot for shot, with her. It doesn't seem physically possible that he can drink, get drunk, and actually be fun.
2. Self-righteous motherfrakker. When the Gods were making man, they gave him a double dose of self-righteous, got to the end, then sent him back for another dose of it.
3. Why do people respect him? Haven't they ever seen him drunk? Singing and asking if they have drinks with little umbrellas in space?
4. He reminds her of Zack sometimes. Not consistently, not enough so that she can be ready for it and block it out, and plus, her memories of Zack are actually starting to go a little fuzzy around the edges, but here and there, he'll look a certain way. Or do something a certain way. Possibly while drunk.
She's starting to realize that Lee is starting bleed into her memories of Zack.
5. Side roll to the left, roll-off-the-top. He'll stay on your tail until you die or he dies, whichever comes first, but every once in a while, he won't roll quite enough. He still leaves underbelly open
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