Thanks to
black_hound's kindness, the friends-of list did some exploding this past weekend, and I think I had my foot in my mouth so many times that I've practically got toes growing out of the back of my throat, so uh.
Hello, Horatio Hornblower fandom. :D My name is Rhod, and until pretty recently, this livejournal was a really ittle Star Wars only place where I spammed a handful of very tolerant people with whatever pandrippings fell out of my stupid head and got to dance around with a lampshade on my head without anybody really noticing.
A general disclaimer that should go on this LJ: I know that I occaisionally sound like some kind of firebreathing snotface fandom ultrabitch, but I really don't mean to offend anyone,
ever -- I actually have this total horror of flame wars and drama and, really, fandom as such to the point where I don't put headers on my fic because O______________O THAT MEANS I EXPECT PEOPLE TO READ IT OR ARCHIVE IT OR PAY ATTENTION TO IT; I DON'T WANT TO IMPOSE ON THEM; I KNOW MY FIC IS JUST SILLY STUPID TRASH; PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT I WANT TO IMPOSE DON'T HURT ME O______O
So yeah. I really don't mean to offend or be snotty or arrogant on this LJ, particularly when I'm a complete and total newbie in a particular fandom. I'm just, uh, poorly socialized and will try to stop being so insanely and utterly neurotic. I really will, and in the meantime, when I get annoying,
hit me on the nose.
( And uh, hey, in keeping with my resolution to never post anything onto here without at least some fic content. Salient, possibly useful excerpts from the first six chapters of autobiography of book!Horatio's favorite author. )