Yes, I know Orrock isn't in the books in a flattering way at
all, but I like him in the movies. And let me tell you. Far, far worse things happen in this fic. Just imagine that this happens sometime post
Loyalty movie-verse. Or something.
First story done out of a
bunch of total crack set of stories about things that never happened in the HH universe. The rest are specifically on William Bush.
( Alternate title: Qui-Gon Jinn is not suited to life on Napoleonic ships. )