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You know the drill.

Do me a favor and ask for five things. My fandoms are: Star Wars, Hornblower, RPF for Paul McGann and/or other Hornblower actors, Supernatural, West Wing, Venture Brothers, Boondock Saints and really, anything that you might desire to see done in a halfassed way. If anybody wants it, I'll even write Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, and Harry Potter.

Be greedy and ask for lots. I'm in a rut these days, and writing these short little things will help me pare down my blather tendencies. :D
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
1. Nasal recontruction. After this last binge that's landed you in Miami, your septal cartilige is hanging by a thread. Do you want your wife to know what you've been doing?

2. Ball lift.

3. Ball lift.

4. Collagen lip injections. It doesn't have to be overstated or obvious. Just something to get them back to what they used to look like. Pink

5. Really, get these balls done. If not by me, then by someone else because they're halfway down to your knees, and in three years, you'll be dragging them behind you like knuckles on a Neanderthal.
From: [identity profile] iansmomesq.livejournal.com
I worship at the altar of Christian Troy. Love.

That last one.... you nailed it. Him. *urk* you know what I mean. I could just imagine him sitting across that desk with that sardonic expression on his face, looking McGann right in the eye and telling him his balls were like round weights in nylon stockings.

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