The 5 Things Meme.

[quigonejinn]

You know the drill.

Do me a favor and ask for five things. My fandoms are: Star Wars, Hornblower, RPF for Paul McGann and/or other Hornblower actors, Supernatural, West Wing, Venture Brothers, Boondock Saints and really, anything that you might desire to see done in a halfassed way. If anybody wants it, I'll even write Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, and Harry Potter.

Be greedy and ask for lots. I'm in a rut these days, and writing these short little things will help me pare down my blather tendencies. :D

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9) Five Irate Canon Girlfriends and what they really thought.

[(Anonymous)]

Operating on the theory that at one point or the other, all of Hornblower's girlfriends have been irate: match the irate canon girlfriend to the statement. Match, alos, the mornic writer with no gift for humor.

1. "This man, he brings fleas to my bed!"
2. "This man, he brings babies to my bed!"
3. "This man, he has lieutenants who tell me to go cheer his captain in bed!"
4. "This man, he no longer brings me pineapples. :| Now that he is married, he brings me. . . leaky ships and boxes of sea biscuit."
5. "This man, he is leaving me. Again." *bleeds to death*