quigonejinn: (hornblower - the back of my hand)
Lord knows that [livejournal.com profile] randomalia could do it better, but [livejournal.com profile] phantomsangel asked, and I never got her a Christmas present. So. Written in forty-five minutes!

Bush blows Jack Hammond. NC-17 and PWP. )
quigonejinn: (hornblower - hurt him & i'll fuck you up)
Originally written as part of a Hornblower/Edrington fic for [livejournal.com profile] commodorified, but I gave up on the full fic and finished this to get back in the hang of writing after the hiatus.

Random-ass snippet of Edrington and Hornblower, thirty years afterward. You can guess the usual suspects. )
quigonejinn: (hornblower - shiver in my sleep)
Parts of this have shown up before, but I finally bit the bullet and put the last pieces together.

R for content and nuclear levels of crack. Het. Post-Atropos, pre-BtQ. )
quigonejinn: (hornblower - the last crossing)
I should not be here, but alas, I beheld this through [livejournal.com profile] randomalia's del.icio.us account, and I could not resist.

quigonejinn: (hornblower - whoreapalooza)
Only PG, amazingly enough. Probably because there's no sex in it, alas. Hornblower, Bush. )

Inspired by Andrew Bird's Imitosis, which [livejournal.com profile] swingchick introduced me to, and a HOMFG AMAZING photoset on Flickr that [livejournal.com profile] black_hound linked.
quigonejinn: (hornblower - walk into the sea)
So [livejournal.com profile] la_reine_bleu writes me some filthy fic where Hornblower puts his tongue in a certain place of a certain Mr. Bush. When I graciously thank her for writing it to spec, she turns around and demands that I write her some porn in return. In particular, she wanted:

Hornblower, tied down, getting it hard from Bush. Teeth preferred. )
quigonejinn: (hornblower - my girl lydia)
Inspired by a line in O'Brian's Post Captain. And, you know. My own flailing inability to get inspired. I figure that to get over it, I need to goddamn make myself write something, anything, no matter how short and too-compact it is and how much it ought to be a real story of its own. IF IT WAS EASY, THEY WOULDN'T CALL IT HARD.

Forgive me for how crap-O'Brian this sounds. Live Kennedy Universe, too! Set between Atropos and the start of BtQ. )

You ought to watch the video at the end of end of this instead. Courtesy [livejournal.com profile] phantomsangel, my personal [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt editor.
quigonejinn: (hornblower - the decision life-altering)
*cracks knuckles, attempts to get back into the groove of writing* Begun March 07, 2006. And the post mark indicates something like 1:16 AM. o_O

HH/WB, PG, HMS Pineapple, the soppy Loire Loveboat Edition. )
quigonejinn: (hornblower - cupid's goddamn darts)
Provisos to anybody reading this: this is eight thousand seven hundred and seventy two words of out-in-left field sequel to a twenty thousand word crackfic that . . . hasn't been written and was supposed to be a retelling of Lieutenant Hornblower. But um. Set in the context of an American university's football program. Shut up. I recognize that it's OOC. I recognize that I just have a kink for rampant gay sex.

All the good ideas, such as they are in this, are from [livejournal.com profile] iansmomesq.

you choke; you learn. )
quigonejinn: (Default)
The idea was first suggested to me by [livejournal.com profile] rabican, who leadeth me to crack water. And [livejournal.com profile] two_if_by_sea maketh me drink the crack water.

quigonejinn: (hornblower - we are not lonely)
I blame the Talented Mr. Ripley for making me associate the sea w/gay sex. Well. That and the sheer, superamazing gay of Hornblower.

Live Bush Universe. Sorta. PG. )
quigonejinn: (hornblower - the broadside doseydo)
How much do I want to see Paul McGann on an episode of Nip/Tuck? A whole fucking lot. How much would I give for the time, creativity, and energy to write a full-scale treatment of a PMG/N-T crossover? I'M SURE I WILL FIND OUT.

Random, convoluted Bush/Hornblower thing spawned by talking to black_hound. BLAME O'BRIAN. )
quigonejinn: (hornblower - one plate o' porn)
PWP. Totally period implausible, OOC, and self-indulgent. STFU. HH/WB NC-17. )

Basic idea from [livejournal.com profile] black_hound, and all the good things details from a roleplaying scene with [livejournal.com profile] la_reine_bleu. I've been reading O'Brian recently; can you tell by how convoluted the paragraphs are getting?


Aug. 2nd, 2006 02:39 pm
quigonejinn: (hornblower - the one we lost)
A few notes:
1. This is really goddamn long.

2. It's still not quite long enough. I'm not satisfied with this at all, and I think that to really get things laid out properly, have a nice narrative arch that, you know, keeps things from being retarded, I'd have to write a 100,000 word novel. I lack either the time or the talent for that. Plus, there be some growin' up I need to do if I want to really write this story the way that it should be written.

3. I don't think that male/male sex necessarily requires one guy to act like a chick. I have no guarantees that Horatio Hornblower being, in many respects, your average American dude unversed in gender and sex theory, does not.

4. While I did a decent amount of research for this -- a lot of time on Google, four books, reading every @(#)*@ article on Wiki -- it's not going to ring true for people who actually, um, know about stuff. You'll just have to suspend your disbelief, OK? Or better yet, just not read this.
Book Horatio Hornblower and Company as 20th century US Marines. Crack levels: LEEEETHAL. NC-17, HH/WB, HH/Barbara. )

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] iansmomesq for the original idea and for generous enough to let me play with it. Thanks, too, to [livejournal.com profile] black_hound and [livejournal.com profile] babel for hand holding. I SWEAR MY NEXT FIC WILL NOT SUCK LIKE THIS.
quigonejinn: (hornblower - the back of my hand)
Some of you have seen parts of this already, I think. I was posting bits and chunks of it a while back.

Bush/Hammond. NC-17 and movieverse. )
quigonejinn: (hornblower - hold my hand)
Hornblower: Reading about Horatio Hornblower teaches me about myself; reading about William Bush teaches me about how to handle the world. And reading CS Forester teaches me how to write.

Star Wars: The relationship between Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi is precious to me. George Lucas is the deaf, dumb, and blind squirrel that stumbled on the shining gold acorn of the Jedi of the Old Republic.

WB/HH. R, probably. PWP, to boot. The Worst Time. )

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