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[quigonejinn]

Lest (shut up, I am watching Rome) stella_belli actually trick you into thinking that she's nice and sweet and kind to people or that she will EVER, EVER, EVER write a happy ending to any Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan fic:

stella_belli: Though, you know. Obi-Wan is never ANYWHERE NEAR that tall next to Qui-Gon.
quigonejinn: No. *was watching TPM last night and screeching [and being like]*
quigonejinn: HE IS SO TINY HE IS SO TINY
stella_belli: He is so tiny he could curl up in mastuh's lap and sleep with his little head on mastuh's chest until mastuh's legs went to sleep too. :-(
stella_belli: That fluffy enough for you, bitch?

Comments

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

My favorite comparison of Qui-Gon's extreme bigness to Obi-Wan's mini-ness is the idea of Qui-Gon's big, big right hand smacking Obi-Wan's tight little Jedi butt. Although that's not really as fluffy as lap-snoozing, I s'pose. :">

big like paddle, hot like dick!

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

I have no problems with this. Really. XD None. At. All.

Re: big like paddle, hot like dick!

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

I know it's a little bothersome, but it reminds me of a description of Hagrid's hand from the first Harry Potter book, where Rowling likens them to "the size of trashcan lids". Except I don't want to think about "Hagrid" and "sex" in the same sentence at all, obviously. :>

Re: big like paddle, hot like dick!

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

I had a similar reaction to Les Miserables where Jean ValJean cups his daughters cheek and Liam's hand SWALLOWS Claire Dane's HEAD.

It made me all wibbly. Qui hand fic...one of my big kinks. I actually wrote a little piece of it for Temve and now I'm intriqued to write more.

Re: big like paddle, hot like dick!

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

I especially like big-hand-meets-padawan-braid action. I melt into a puddle of goo when Qui-Gon tugs on that little bit of hair and wraps it around his hand and stuff. GOO, I tell you.

Re: big like paddle, hot like dick!

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

oh my yes...or the span of his enormous hands wrapped around Obi's waist as he....

Re: big like paddle, hot like dick!

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

Or around, um, other things. I have to be alone now. :X

*bleeds porn*

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Guilty pleasure here, too. I always like thinking about how, if Qui-Gon is leaning on Obi-Wan, it might trail on him or la;kjd;lighdf. *has a fetish for Obi-Wan's braid lying on Qui-Gon's back or chest like omg*

Best ever are the ones where Obi-Wan is doing Qui-Gon in the ass in the spoon position and it's going down Qui-Gon's chest so that if he looks down, he sees first the braid, then his bare skin, and finally Obi-Wan's hand curled around his cock.

Mmmm.

Re: *bleeds porn*

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

asd;lgha;l yesyesyes. Also, I love the idea of Qui-Gon running his hand through Obi-Wan's short, spiky Padawan hairstyle. I am convinced that this is the only reason that Padawans are required to wear such a style to begin with.

Re: *bleeds porn*

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Mmm. His hand would span the entire back of, say, a sixteen year old Obi-Wan's head. "Lean your head back, Padawan."

Why the hell is ther enot more good, porny fic featuring an underage Obi-Wan?

Re: *bleeds porn*

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

Because the JAFD archive doesn't allow slash. >:|