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I will never be able to RP Q/O with you again, I swear. Every time things are not COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY HORRIFYINGLY MEAN, I will know that you are making fun of me in the back of your head and being like, "God, I could be writing AUfic about Obi-Wan flunking out of the Trials because Qui-Gon doesn't care about him at all."

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Oh, please. I'm not always mean to Obi-Wan. I like the sappy stuff too. And, we all know that the sap ends in Qui-Gon abandoning him for an annoying 9 year-old, so it can't ever be TOO sappy.

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WTF are you TALKING about? Didn't you see that the first scene of AotC where, like, Mace Windu and Yoda are bringing a set of Corellian dinner pots for Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's Cottage Warming Party?

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My favorite comparison of Qui-Gon's extreme bigness to Obi-Wan's mini-ness is the idea of Qui-Gon's big, big right hand smacking Obi-Wan's tight little Jedi butt. Although that's not really as fluffy as lap-snoozing, I s'pose. :">

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I have no problems with this. Really. XD None. At. All.

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I know it's a little bothersome, but it reminds me of a description of Hagrid's hand from the first Harry Potter book, where Rowling likens them to "the size of trashcan lids". Except I don't want to think about "Hagrid" and "sex" in the same sentence at all, obviously. :>

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I had a similar reaction to Les Miserables where Jean ValJean cups his daughters cheek and Liam's hand SWALLOWS Claire Dane's HEAD.

It made me all wibbly. Qui hand fic...one of my big kinks. I actually wrote a little piece of it for Temve and now I'm intriqued to write more.

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I especially like big-hand-meets-padawan-braid action. I melt into a puddle of goo when Qui-Gon tugs on that little bit of hair and wraps it around his hand and stuff. GOO, I tell you.

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oh my yes...or the span of his enormous hands wrapped around Obi's waist as he....

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Or around, um, other things. I have to be alone now. :X

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Guilty pleasure here, too. I always like thinking about how, if Qui-Gon is leaning on Obi-Wan, it might trail on him or la;kjd;lighdf. *has a fetish for Obi-Wan's braid lying on Qui-Gon's back or chest like omg*

Best ever are the ones where Obi-Wan is doing Qui-Gon in the ass in the spoon position and it's going down Qui-Gon's chest so that if he looks down, he sees first the braid, then his bare skin, and finally Obi-Wan's hand curled around his cock.

Mmmm.

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asd;lgha;l yesyesyes. Also, I love the idea of Qui-Gon running his hand through Obi-Wan's short, spiky Padawan hairstyle. I am convinced that this is the only reason that Padawans are required to wear such a style to begin with.

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Mmm. His hand would span the entire back of, say, a sixteen year old Obi-Wan's head. "Lean your head back, Padawan."

Why the hell is ther enot more good, porny fic featuring an underage Obi-Wan?

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Because the JAFD archive doesn't allow slash. >:|

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*highly amused*

Everyone is tiny compared to Liam Neeson. XD I'm only 5'2" and watching him onscreen makes me feel like a midget.

I now have an image of Obi-Wan as a kitten, purring and being petted. Thanks so much. I'm going to go puke up a hairball now. XD

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I am pasting you a chunk of IM dialogue that Dilly and I had, once upon a time, before she, like, turned into an evil dreamkilling CUNT on me:

1:54 AM 8/16/2005

Dilly: omgggg this kitten that came out of the house bricks thing looks like baby Obi-Wan.
Dilly: Now that it's a little older, omg. It's got kind of square eyes.
Dilly: So it looks constantly earnest.
Dilly: Some might think it was thinking "omg mm milk" but it was actually thinking "MUST EAT AND GROW STRONG SO I CAN BE A JEDI"
Rhod: fkjg;ldfih are kitten hands configured to hold a lightsaber?
Dilly: He would hold it in his ittle teet if he had to.
Dilly: teeth
Dilly: Kitties have the cutest little needle sharp teeth. <3
Dilly: Kittens seldom have Ewan-shaped eyes, okay?
[insert doubt from me]
Dilly: They were. <3 they were all rectangly and bluuuue-greeeeen and it looked like he had eyelinerrrr.

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That's not friends, JP.

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It was already a public post on

rhoddlet. XD

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Yes, I know, but that was flanked by a lot of ass kissing about how great I am. :(

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Do you want me to paste that bit to her again and flank it on either side with OMG DILLY IS GR8? Because I could do that.

I love that scene so much, OMG. And his nasty-ass suit. It fills my heart with deep, profound love. His possessiveness about that little hovel. <3 You and Maddy would get along, Renton.

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Obi-Wan only likes certain Jedi's catnip. Qui-Gon and Anakin's namely. Sometimes Luke's, when he's feeling pervy.

*ded* You two are making me nauseous with the cute. Seriously. XD Kitten!Obi-Wan... *dies*

~~Not that I ever had a cat I named Kenobi or anything. Who did like to sit in my lap and be petted.~~

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I told Dilly the other day that I desperately wanted to buy a brown rabbit and a gray rabbit and name the brown rabbit "Obi-Wan" and the gray one "Qui-Gon." And let them hop all over my feet and chase each other around my room and stretch out parallel to each other and and and. *_*

Dilly yelled at me. :/

By the way. If we're characterizing people from the SW-world as cats, Palpatine is so totally a huge fucking Persian with a foul temper and a flat face.

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Mace is a little skeery for Obi-Wan. He likes the type of man who when he pets them, they purr. ;D

I can see why Dilly yelled at you. That's so cute that I'm bringing out my "twee!Vader" icon. And what if the bunnies didn't like each other and when you woke up, the brown had ate the gray one, all that was left was its fluffy little tail? How would you feel then?

I agree. Palpatine is a Persian. Anakin's a male Calico. Pretty, extremely rare, and suffering from distemper.

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Obi-Wan would not eat Qui-Gon.

Um, not that way, anyways. o.o *suspects she would be FAR MORE LIKELY to wake up one morning and find the brown rabbit curled up in a corner, trembling and catatonic, while the gray rabbit was stretched out dead and a sparrow hopped around chirping what sounds like WHAT ABOUT ME WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME???*

I hate Mace Windu so much that I cannot envision him as a cat or any other kind of adorable animal.

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Omg! You are slashing the bunnies in your head, you dirty girl! ;D

Life would have been all right if the brown rabbit would just eat that damn sparrow. Well, however that works out. *ponders logistics of bunny/sparrow slash*

Really? I love Mace. I think I'm one of the only people left in fandom who does. He'd be a big black cat, of course, who stalk around the room giving people mean looks and tries to eat that dratted sparrow every chance he gets.

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I love the idea of like, Qui-Gon and Mace's friendship simply because I think they'd have a great chemistry like those old-school cop dramas with the white and black guy.

Also, am TOTALLY PICTURING RABBIT SLASH. I freely admit it.

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Oh, I agree. I like Mace on his own, but I think he and Qui-Gon when they were young could be so much fun. :D

That's all right. I'm picturing bunny/sparrow slash. Am going to hell.

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“Xanatos, what do you have in your mouth?” Qui-Gon hopped into the field just in time to see his charge shiftily cradling something in his short, furry arms, back turned.

“Mmuffnng, Mssstaaa,” Xanatos mumbled. He craned his neck over his shoulder, giving Qui-Gon a reassuring nose-twitch. Unfortunately, the tiny sparrow he’d been clutching took the initiative to struggle anew, flapping its small wings in Xanatos’ face. His whiskers twitched as the bird escaped, flying the short distance to Qui-Gon.

“That’s two days of crate duty, Padawan,” Qui-Gon admonished, long gray ears twitching disapprovingly. “You know better than to eat Obi-Wan.”

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*ded*

I was thinking more along Obi/Ani bunny/sparrow, but that's priceless. XD

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