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[quigonejinn]

My mission, which I have clearly accepted already like a retard: take a two hour movie on how awesome Tony Stark is, and turn it into a three minute, forty second vid about his emo sadpants lonely.

Vid must also set to pansy-ass falsetto indie.

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Which is not to say, for those Hornblower folk that got past the words "Tony Stark", that I'm ditching HH fandom. I wasn't kidding when I said that Hornblower fandom and I moved in together and that I got rid of my treasured kidney-shaped couch for him. Our little aquarium with Horatio and William Bush is doing OK, and we're still living together in the condo. It's just that with the warm weather, I'm having some long, boozy evenings out with Iron Man.

By analogy, Star Wars is the aggressive outdoor kitty I put food out for and try to cuddle every once in a while, but prolonged exposure makes me want to claw my skin off from hives.

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It would be awesome. I imagine lots of reflected lights in smoked Maybach windows and long, significant glances through vapor rising from expensive, yet simple and classic, teapots. Tony has never slept with Pepper out of respect for Obediah.

(I HAD NO IDEA AUDIS COULD BE THAT GORGEOUS. Like, the one Stark drives with the engine that's visible in the back? Holy shit. Holy shit! IT IS GORGEOUS.)