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[quigonejinn]

My mission, which I have clearly accepted already like a retard: take a two hour movie on how awesome Tony Stark is, and turn it into a three minute, forty second vid about his emo sadpants lonely.

Vid must also set to pansy-ass falsetto indie.

...

Which is not to say, for those Hornblower folk that got past the words "Tony Stark", that I'm ditching HH fandom. I wasn't kidding when I said that Hornblower fandom and I moved in together and that I got rid of my treasured kidney-shaped couch for him. Our little aquarium with Horatio and William Bush is doing OK, and we're still living together in the condo. It's just that with the warm weather, I'm having some long, boozy evenings out with Iron Man.

By analogy, Star Wars is the aggressive outdoor kitty I put food out for and try to cuddle every once in a while, but prolonged exposure makes me want to claw my skin off from hives.

Comments

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. Oh my God. What's his singing voice like?

[plasticity.livejournal.com]

er. well, it depends what you like, I suppose [she says diplomatically]. I mean, it's fine, it's just... not my style. but he even has a whole album, and you can watch clips of him singing on Ally McBeal on youtube. (not that I've recently checked! ha ha!)

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

I reapeat: oh my God. OH MY GOD.

Am listening to some kind of fluff about Christmas and trees and reindeer, and I can't stop laughing. The Stark Industries of music, this man is not. He sounds like the fluffy version of Rod Stewart or something.