quigonejinn: (hornblower - we are not lonely)
[personal profile] quigonejinn
*first steals, then mauls [livejournal.com profile] randomalia's idea*



Once upon a time, there was a tin soldier who was a fine example of his kind. He had a broad, strong chest and a well-molded face, and he got along splendidly with the other soldiers in the set.

He got on best, though, with a paper figure from the shelf above. They had met during the Battle of the Ottoman, begun their friendship through the Siege Around the Bureau, and become firm friends during the campaign of It's a Rainy Day, and Nurse Won't Let Me Into the Garden, So Whatever Shall I Do. Despite their differing physiques and natures, they were of quite the same mind when it came to important things. The tin soldier would have followed the paper figure all the way down the banister and back; in fact, they were even more loyal to each other even after they were stranded in the downstairs parlor together, and the tin soldier lost one of his legs due to a bit of bad luck with the second maid snapping it off when she stepped on him while dusting and thinking about her next Sunday off.

All things must come to an end, though: one day, the boy who owned them both lost interest in soldiering. The future lay in science, instead. He decided that he wanted to see what the inside of a tin soldier looked like, so he put his box of soldiers in the hearth. They went in one after the other, with rapidity, and the puddle they made trembled and danced. The one-legged tin solider was almost the last one in, and oh! It was bright, and it was hot.

For the tin soldier, it was over blessedly quick, but the paper figure watched from a high shelf and wept. It was the end of an age, but he would not go into the fire. He could be dressed in many suits of clothes besides that of an officer.

He could be made to play many different roles, whereas a tin soldier was made of the same thing through and through.

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Date: 2007-05-01 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neotoma.livejournal.com
Damn, that's creepy.

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Date: 2007-05-05 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
:D Hornblower's transformation between Bush's death and the end of the series is pretty creepy, too.

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Date: 2007-05-01 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomalia.livejournal.com
*draws mad hearts around this and you*

Made of the same thing through and through: yes, that, exactly.

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Date: 2007-05-05 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
Words cannot express how many hearts I owe you for giving me the idea for this. :DDDDD I like haing other people come up with the hard stuff for me.

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Date: 2007-05-01 12:31 pm (UTC)
ext_8683: (Bush ultimate sailor)
From: [identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com
Jesus. Fairy tales are really truly yours alone.

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Date: 2007-05-05 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
AHAHAH. Or not. [livejournal.com profile] thehappyreturn was telling me about a brilliant one she's putting together, and OMG. I guarantee hers is so much better.

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Date: 2007-05-01 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billytaylor.livejournal.com
Oh.... the Tin Soldier always made me cry as a child ... that and the Happy Prince. This made me tear up a bit ....

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Date: 2007-05-05 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
The Happy Prince fucking traumatized me. I had the Wilde collection of fairy tales when I was wee, and there was a space of a couple years where I couldn't even look at the cover because I was so, so, so depressed.

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Date: 2007-05-01 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
CRACKFIC/YOU = MY OTP

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Date: 2007-05-05 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
YOU = CRAZY <3333333333333

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Date: 2007-05-02 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
That last line is *fabulous*. So well done, as always.

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Date: 2007-05-05 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
Glad you liked it. I spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to get the right tone and execution of this right, so it's good to know that it paid off.

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Date: 2007-05-03 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reconditarmonia.livejournal.com
Gaaah, this is fantastic. *bookmarks* I'm starting to love this genre, the fairy-tales. I just read a Napoleon/Wellington one that was great as well.

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Date: 2007-05-05 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
!!! Napoleon/Wellington. Oh my. Is a link possible?

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Date: 2007-05-05 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reconditarmonia.livejournal.com
http://community.livejournal.com/historic_slash/108198.html
(There's actually other Napoleon/Wellington at Slash Cotillion, but it's NC-17 and I didn't like it.)

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Date: 2007-05-04 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skalja.livejournal.com
Ow. You're wonderful.

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Date: 2007-05-05 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
Hurray for you liking it! It took me forever to figure out how to compress the story.

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Date: 2007-05-14 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flameofdeath.livejournal.com
Still brilliant, as always. :P

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Date: 2007-05-15 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
Thanks. :D

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Date: 2007-05-21 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehappyreturn.livejournal.com
Oh my god! Why the hell did I wait this long before reading this!

Every single line, woman. So gorgeous. I want to steal 'all the way down the banister and back' for my journal title, can I can I?

This is one for my phone.
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
You are more than welcome to. XD And you know he'd follow Hornblower down to the coal cellar, too, and out into the garden to do dirty figurine things by light of the full moon or something.

I still want to see you do the Princess and the Pea story. It'd just be perfect.

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Date: 2013-01-19 07:44 pm (UTC)
aralias: (bush is down with the kidz)
From: [personal profile] aralias
This is easily my favourite of your Hornblower fairy tales - which is not to say the others aren't good, but I love how simple this one is, and how it works so beautifully as an analogy for both of them. It's also fantastically written and very easy to read :)

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