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OK. So I'm such a newbie in this fandom that I don't know whether this is like recc'ing Cassie Claire, but OMG. Compay Segundo. NC-17.

And yes, I know it's another one of those fics about the Great Jedi Tradition of a master pegging his Padawan up the ass, but what makes this fic readable -- let alone surprisingly, surprisingly good -- is the execution. Gloriana never a takes quite the route that you were expecting. Her sex scenes communicate real, genuine knowledge of what it's like to have sex like that. Above all, though, she makes her Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan sound like Jedi. She invests in the whole silly tradition; she gives it cultural background, and hello, there is Qui/Xan, OMG.

True, [livejournal.com profile] stella_belli pointed out some quibbles with the Qui-Gon characterization, and there are some parts of this that would have had me rolling around the bed with hilarity if the rest of it weren't so well-executed. At one point, in fact, I was telling Dilly that the fic had not only jumped the shark but also dogfish, lungfish, and groups of amphibians.

The author sold me in the end, though. She even redeems the sappy true-love ending by having Obi-Wan realize some rather nasty truths about his relationship with Qui-Gon, and man. :D This is 314K of solid gold crack, man. Solid.

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Date: 2005-09-14 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] citizenjess.livejournal.com
Agh, no. Why did Cassie Claire have to write fucking "Star Wars"? I liked it when all the wank that followed her could just be contained within HP/LOTR. :(((((((((

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Date: 2005-09-14 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] citizenjess.livejournal.com
... okay, nevermind, I misread the first sentence. Carry on. :X

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Date: 2005-09-14 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babel.livejournal.com
Haha, I thought the same thing when I read that sentence too. Knee jerk of ARGH NO, and then... Oh. Phew.

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Date: 2005-09-14 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] citizenjess.livejournal.com
Okay, good, I don't feel like such an idiot now. :D

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Date: 2005-09-15 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com
dkfjad;lgdf AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH DRACO FORCEDASSFUCKITAS. Staring a suddenly-sexy Bant as Ginny, and a Darth Sidious who wears snaekrjlgdf.

Sorry. I used to run a little with Cassie Claire and the Diagon Alley crowd back in the day, and yes, I'm still a little bitter about how she attempted to write Tom Riddle fic after it got massively popular, but I am absolutely fascinated by this rep that HP has for being teh absolute craziest for wank. I've seen it TWICE in the past day, and yeah.

What incidents gave rise to this horror that you have for CCwank?

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Date: 2005-09-15 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] citizenjess.livejournal.com
Oh, I have no idea what's going on with HP nowadays, but about three years or so ago when I used to travel those parts myself, it was just really ridiculous. Not saying that every fandom doesn't have its own penchant for wank, but HP's always got somebody with a stick up their ass somewhere. And for some reason, it always gets traced back to Cassandra Claire - like, you could almost make a six degrees of CC game out of it. I'm not saying she's a horrible writer, yadda yadda, but I kind of enjoy my current fandom not having her association because I just get SO tired of hearing about her.

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