Operating on the theory that at one point or the other, all of Hornblower's girlfriends have been irate: match the irate canon girlfriend to the statement. Match, alos, the mornic writer with no gift for humor.
1. "This man, he brings fleas to my bed!" 2. "This man, he brings babies to my bed!" 3. "This man, he has lieutenants who tell me to go cheer his captain in bed!" 4. "This man, he no longer brings me pineapples. :| Now that he is married, he brings me. . . leaky ships and boxes of sea biscuit." 5. "This man, he is leaving me. Again." *bleeds to death*
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9) Five Irate Canon Girlfriends and what they really thought.
Date: 2006-12-04 02:09 am (UTC)1. "This man, he brings fleas to my bed!"
2. "This man, he brings babies to my bed!"
3. "This man, he has lieutenants who tell me to go cheer his captain in bed!"
4. "This man, he no longer brings me pineapples. :| Now that he is married, he brings me. . . leaky ships and boxes of sea biscuit."
5. "This man, he is leaving me. Again." *bleeds to death*