the police don't consult ama-tahs.

[quigonejinn]

Fic that I want:

1. Moonstone fic about Rosanna Spearman.

2. Fic about what-if Rachel had let Don leave Betty for her.

3. OH MY GOD LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF NEW BBC HOLMES EPS I WOULD WATCH AND THE FIC I WOULD READ AND THE VIDS I WOULD MAKE LESTRADE IS A HALF-SILVER, HALF-BLOND FOX WHO LOOKS A BIT LIKE KIEFER SUNDERLAND; HOLMES IS TALL WITH DARK CURLY HAIR AND BLUE EYES WITH ALAN RICKMAN'S VOICE AND HIS BLACK COAT AND GRIM SENSE OF HUMOR AND AFFINITY FOR TEXTING AND WATSON, WATSON, WATSON WITH HIS CANE AND HIS GUN AND.

WATSON. WATSON. WATSON.

WATSON WATSON WATSON WITH HIS GUN IN THE DRAWER AND HIS LIMP AND STRAIGHT BEARING AND VOICE AND ADRENALINE JUNKIE AND ONE BEDROOM AND OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH I WANT TO DIE THE CELL PHONE AS WATCH. ALL MY GRIEF FROM WHITE COLLAR IS REPLACED BY SHEER OVERWHELMING OH MY GOD.

(PS, oh my God, Sherlock Holmes has Alan Rickman's voice and has curly black hair and blue eyes and his funny little British face.)

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[destronomics]

GOD HE WAS A BIT OF A REVELATION AS WATSON, I CAN'T EVEN DEAL. ADRENALINE JUNKIE. FORGETTING HIS CANE, NOT EVEN LIMPING TO RUN AFTER A PERP, ABSOLUTELY GIDDY AND RELAXED AND NOT EVEN NEEDING HIS CANE WHILE WALKING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES, HAVING A GIGGLE AND SNORT WITH HOLMES OVER THE MAN HE JUST SHOT. AND BOTH OF THEM KIND OF TOTALLY OKAY JOKING ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING. Oh my god, seriously, the overt Holmes as a Sociopath, and Watson as the passive one, and both of them a little mad.

And god, how he just stands in the morgue like that, forgetting that he can ask for a chair over here, he's allowed to sit down whenever he likes.

And Mycroft and the bickering and Mycroft's adorable assistant who's basically the MI-5 equivalent of Natasha, and might actually be a copy on loan by SHIELD as a show of good faith.

And, and, and, and, and.

[quigonejinn]

After Coulson started being her handler, the lab guys have noticed a trend -- subtle, since Natasha was never exactly emotive, but definitely there. Personality drift across editions, really, but she is getting more deadpan than ever. The one that they ship across to the Brits (along with Tony Stark's touch-screen technology) is the all-time prizewinner.

omfg, I love so that they are both more than a little mad. I love that the show is so deeply okay with the gay (what can I say; half of Holmes fandom is still in shock about the line from canon about Holmes ripping Watson's trou), and that it isn't that Holmes isn't deeply repressed gay, but he's just

not

into

it.

(ALSO HOW MUCH DID I LOVE THE BIT ABOUT HOLMES MAKING SURE THAT HUDSON'S HUSBAND WAS EXECUTED? SO MUCH. HOLMES IN STUDY IS SUCH A BLOODTHIRSTY FUCKER.)