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[quigonejinn]

SO. There are, I am told, now a variety of Iron Man kinkmemes out, but how about a good ol' Doomthreading? Talk, riff, fic, Iron Man One or Iron Man Two, porn or not porn, anon or not anon. Open to all.

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[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

YEAH, and yet he's weirdly needy and kind of sucks up to Tony while at the same time hating him? He totally wants to be Tony Stark. He's like the Single White Female of the rich kid set. Stalks Tony because he wants to be him, and yet sucks at it.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

HE WANTS TO BE TONY SO BADLY. And if he can't be Tony, then he wants Tony to like him. And he is smart enough to see that Tony doesn't, so like a kid, he hates Tony.

Ow, it kinda makes my heart hurt.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He's... not remotely deep. Is like, all surface, and yet COMPLETELY SUCKS AT IT. Which is amusing.

[jamaillith.livejournal.com]

Now I want a story about tiny Tony and Justin and Bruce Wayne hanging out at some technology expo. How they used to all be friends by default because they were always the only kids there, before they all grew up, and how it used to be fun and totally awesome.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

It was fun and totally awesome for Justin, because he never caught on to how Tony and Bruce would ditch him, or make fun of him using like mathematical equations. Or something.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

make fun of him using like mathematical equations

You are brilliant.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

TOO BAD i don't know enough about math to actually figure out how that would work.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Oh God. And how Justin, back then, was kind of the default leader because he cared? Whereas Tony was so like WHATEVER/secretlyomgattentionattentionattention, and Bruce was so just there to pass the time and make it so that nobody would ask questions about why he wasn't there. Oh God.

[jamaillith.livejournal.com]

Tony wears those sneakers with red LEDs in the soles which light up whenever he takes a step -- the kind every kid has at one time or another, except his have a power jack in the heel.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

And you know that Tony was all about having a puppy follow him around until it started interfering with his ability to pick up the ladies.

He introduced Justin to Rhodey at some function during college and later Rhodey was like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THIS KID, TONY.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

. . . I love the idea that basically, whatever Tony has to deal with regarding Justin Hammer? IT'S ALL HIS FAULT.