SO. There are, I am told, now a variety of Iron Man kinkmemes out, but how about a good ol' Doomthreading? Talk, riff, fic, Iron Man One or Iron Man Two, porn or not porn, anon or not anon. Open to all.
Maybe he's the kind of guy Tony might have been if his father had loved him instead of walking him into roadside diners at 11 o'clock on a school night and sitting him down with a napkin and a ballpoint pen and a piece of apple pie a la mode and telling him to do what you want, kiddo.
Spoiled and never left alone with the soldering iron, so he never developed the engineering brilliance Tony uses so easily. He had a normal childhood, and that's his downfall.
Someone super indulged him and told him he could be whatever he wanted to be! And yet didn't give him any kind of support or guidance about how to do that or what to choose, so he decided he wanted to be Tony Stark. Except he's really terrible at the Douchey Asshole thing, has to work too hard at it, and no one ever buys it.
He's like a self-esteem program gone horribly wrong.
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Date: 2010-05-23 06:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-05-23 06:32 pm (UTC)You are a terrible human being.
EDIT: LIVE, LOVE. WHATEVER. EXCITEMENT.
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Date: 2010-05-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-05-23 06:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-05-23 06:45 pm (UTC)He's like a self-esteem program gone horribly wrong.