the police don't consult ama-tahs.

Fic that I want:

1. Moonstone fic about Rosanna Spearman.

2. Fic about what-if Rachel had let Don leave Betty for her.

3. OH MY GOD LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF NEW BBC HOLMES EPS I WOULD WATCH AND THE FIC I WOULD READ AND THE VIDS I WOULD MAKE LESTRADE IS A HALF-SILVER, HALF-BLOND FOX WHO LOOKS A BIT LIKE KIEFER SUNDERLAND; HOLMES IS TALL WITH DARK CURLY HAIR AND BLUE EYES WITH ALAN RICKMAN'S VOICE AND HIS BLACK COAT AND GRIM SENSE OF HUMOR AND AFFINITY FOR TEXTING AND WATSON, WATSON, WATSON WITH HIS CANE AND HIS GUN AND.

WATSON. WATSON. WATSON.

WATSON WATSON WATSON WITH HIS GUN IN THE DRAWER AND HIS LIMP AND STRAIGHT BEARING AND VOICE AND ADRENALINE JUNKIE AND ONE BEDROOM AND OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH I WANT TO DIE THE CELL PHONE AS WATCH. ALL MY GRIEF FROM WHITE COLLAR IS REPLACED BY SHEER OVERWHELMING OH MY GOD.

(PS, oh my God, Sherlock Holmes has Alan Rickman's voice and has curly black hair and blue eyes and his funny little British face.)