Grace.

So, uh, if something where Tony is as emotionally shut down and cold and alienated from Pepper as that cut footage drops, causing August 15th to forever be known as Dubai Day to me, I am kind of obligated to write something totally bizarre.

It's, like. My nature or something.

( Body-sized cooler of crack and a big ol' hefty of wrong. AU of an AU. Regular readers will recognize certain parts halfway through. PG-13. )