Benefit Limitation Agreement

So I've been trying to write mediafic about Iron Man since about, oh, ten seconds after I walked out of the movie theatre, but all my dreams of Obadiah's obituary and Maureen Dowd snarking on Tony's press conference have come to naught, particularly after Doomfic.

If you can't beat 'em write it, crack the fuck out.

( PG for language and sexual references and crack. Mediafic. Tony/Pepper. )

Extra, long-lived gratitude to feyth, without whom I'd still think that Tones's middle name was Howard.