Five Things that Never Happened to William Bush: Horatia.

Thanks to randomalia for extensive hand-holding and writing the inspiration fic that made me screech and weep with delight. Thanks, too, to black_hound for giving it a Bush-ian readover and putting over my 1000 and 1 "Rhod is a Lazy Bitch" questions, and phantomsangel for putting up with my, ah. Forgetfulness and general stupidity.

And yes, I know. It's the week of me spamming you guys fucking senseless.

( In which Hornblower is a chick. Literally. NC-17 het sex. Bookverse through Beat to Quarters. )