A mess of things that I don't like enough to polish properly or expand/integrate into something worthwhile, but like enough so that I can't just hide them in the desk drawer.
The last two snippets are taken almost directly from
randomalia's Kennedy meta, thrown into the chunky language blender, and made into sludge.
( plbegasm! R-ish, wandering into NC-17 for the second one, and then de-pornifying the closer you get to the end. )
The last two snippets are taken almost directly from
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( plbegasm! R-ish, wandering into NC-17 for the second one, and then de-pornifying the closer you get to the end. )