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Sep. 26th, 2008 09:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
quigonejinnIt has come to my attention that I have not yet forced photos and footage of the furballs on my f-list.
This is War Hamster:
Also known as Rhodey. The whiskers you see poking out of the tube belong to Tony the Retard. Here is footage of Tony the Retard in her resting state:
WHY YES, THAT IS HER WHIRLING AROUND AND AROUND ON THE WHEEL, SMACKING INTO THEWALL FLOOR AGAIN AND AGAIN, TREATING IT LIKE A CARNIVAL RIDE. She gets off after this, but normally, she climbs right back on and does the exact same thing over. And over. And over again. Over the course of the night, I hear a little thump of a tiny, furry boddy hitting the aquarium floor many, many times. And I'm guessing that she gets a little dizzy because after the third or fourth time in rapid succession, she starts having, um. Difficulty. Getting up.
Still, though. War Hamster loves Tony the Retard, and Tony the Retard loves her right back andhas forced rides on the wheel PTSD never goes to sleep around another hammie after Obadiah the Syrian nearly killed her keeps watch when they're in bed together.
BUT WHO CAN RESIST NAPPING NEXT TO RHODEY? Not Girl Tony, that's who.
War Hamster is actually a fraction smaller than Tony the Retard, and they have distinct personalities. Tony the Retard is, as you might guess, somewhat manic and fond of being dropped on the head. War Hamster likes burrowing in the bedding. A lot. She prefers it to almost any other activity. That is, except.
Running with Tony's head up her ass.
Yeah. Really. The green thing you see to the side is a whole other wheel they could run on. But Tony the Retard prefers the red wheel for some reason, completely failing to grasp the two things that War Hamster demonstrates in this video.
IE: competent running and grooming. Tony. Sucks at grooming and has greasy-ass fur that is a little matted in the back. Here, have one last bonus video with Tony doing what she does best and Rhodey sighing and announcing at the podium that it was a training exercise:
This is War Hamster:
Also known as Rhodey. The whiskers you see poking out of the tube belong to Tony the Retard. Here is footage of Tony the Retard in her resting state:
WHY YES, THAT IS HER WHIRLING AROUND AND AROUND ON THE WHEEL, SMACKING INTO THE
Still, though. War Hamster loves Tony the Retard, and Tony the Retard loves her right back and
BUT WHO CAN RESIST NAPPING NEXT TO RHODEY? Not Girl Tony, that's who.
War Hamster is actually a fraction smaller than Tony the Retard, and they have distinct personalities. Tony the Retard is, as you might guess, somewhat manic and fond of being dropped on the head. War Hamster likes burrowing in the bedding. A lot. She prefers it to almost any other activity. That is, except.
Running with Tony's head up her ass.
Yeah. Really. The green thing you see to the side is a whole other wheel they could run on. But Tony the Retard prefers the red wheel for some reason, completely failing to grasp the two things that War Hamster demonstrates in this video.
IE: competent running and grooming. Tony. Sucks at grooming and has greasy-ass fur that is a little matted in the back. Here, have one last bonus video with Tony doing what she does best and Rhodey sighing and announcing at the podium that it was a training exercise:
