The 5 Things Meme.

[quigonejinn]

You know the drill.

Do me a favor and ask for five things. My fandoms are: Star Wars, Hornblower, RPF for Paul McGann and/or other Hornblower actors, Supernatural, West Wing, Venture Brothers, Boondock Saints and really, anything that you might desire to see done in a halfassed way. If anybody wants it, I'll even write Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, and Harry Potter.

Be greedy and ask for lots. I'm in a rut these days, and writing these short little things will help me pare down my blather tendencies. :D

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Five things Paul McGann would tell Ioan Gruffudd if he thought it would do any good.

Five things Bush would have said if he'd come back from Caudebec.

Five things Maria told Barbara while she was dying.

Five ways Hornblower showed Marie he loved her, even if he didn't realize it at the time.

[nolivingman.livejournal.com]

5 lies Barbara told Horatio

5 things that remind Obi-Wan of Qui-Gon

5 costars Paul McGann shouldn't have fucked, and why (and if you're really bored, 5 he should have)

I'm going to throw Rome at you, and you can ignore it if you're not in the mood. 5 things Lucius Vorenus is proud of

[neotoma.livejournal.com]

5 Things that the Venture Brothers don't want to think about their Dad and Brock.

5 Things that Qui-Gon Jinn is never going to mention...ever.

5 Things Luke Skywalker had really wished someone had warned him about Force Ghosts.

5 Things Leia and Han pretend no one else knows about.

5 things that the Cylons just don't understand about human (and they've tried).

[babel.livejournal.com]

Five things Hank and Dean do when they're home alone.
Five things Qui-Gon does to annoy Obi-Wan.

Clearly I can not think of as many of these things as everyone else. :(

AHA OMG you're about to be McGann spammed.

[iansmomesq.livejournal.com]

5 things Paul McGann would never tell his brothers.

5 things Paul McGann would say about Jamie Bamber.

5 things Ioan Gruffudd would say about Paul McGann.

5 things McGann did that would get him disbarred if he were ever caught. (i.e. five things Lindsay has to keep mum about lest it put the entire firm into ruin)

yay!

[randomalia.livejournal.com]

I don't know the drill. :(

Five things Qui-Gon knows he will never forget.

Five ways Bush was never kind to Hammond.

Five things Obi-Wan failed to tell his master.

[iansmomesq.livejournal.com]

Oh! Five sexual things Dr. Troy would never, ever ever (voluntarily) try, and why.

*missed the Nip/Tuck the first time*

CRACK!?

[iansmomesq.livejournal.com]

Five procedures Dr. Troy would recommend Paul McGann have done.

ahahahahahahah!!!!!

[black-hound.livejournal.com]

Five things Bush would say to those pretty, black-haired Spanish whores in Valpariso. :D

Five discussions Caesar would have with Marc Antony. (okay, so you didn't list Rome, but I know you have the love for it.)

Five lies Hornblower told Bush.

Five things Barbara told Hornblower after meeting Marie.

Five things Marie told Hornblower after meeting Barbara.

that old school harry potter love is a battlefield, natch.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

five places flint took mini, after the army won the war.

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

Ok, hmm.

5 things Pellew would say to Horatio but is afraid to.

5 things about the Navy that Archie Kennedy never got used to.

5 things Edrington doesn't want anyone to know he takes very seriously indeed.

5 things Bush doesn't want anyone to know he thinks are really really funny.

5 things Maria never told anyone about her marriage

The Archie Series, since you asked :) ...

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

5 things Archie Kennedy will never tell anyone.

5 things Archie Kennedy has never forgiven.

5 things Archie Kennedy does every chance he gets.

5 books Archie Kennedy couldn't finish.

5 ways Archie Kennedy is like William Bush, and 5 ways he is not.

[jiaryn.livejournal.com]

On an off chance...

5 Things Harry wants to do to Cho with a wand

5 Things Sirius *really* wants to say to Snape

5 Things Fred would do to George if he wasn't his twin

I AM A GREEDY WHORE

[phantomsangel.livejournal.com]

*points above* HA. AND YOU WERE WORRIED YOU SILLY SILLY WOMAN.

5 ways that Horatio was unkind to Archie but didn't mean to be
5 things Bush remembers about the carriage ride to Paris
5 things Bush wishes Hornblower would remember
5 times Horatio wishes he had told Archie "No"

And finally...

5 uses for a coconut on GAY COCONUT ISLAND(TM)

[gentilhomme.livejournal.com]

I suck at thinking of these! :\

Five things Connor and Murphy will never tell their parents.


... more later if I manage to think of any.

[frankrike.livejournal.com]

Okay, I just thought of a couple I really want to read. Hope you don't mind me chiming in.

1. (WW) Five campaigns Tobey really wanted to win but didn't (pre-Bartlet)
2. (SPN) Five lessons Dean wished his mother had been around to teach him
3. (SW) Five times Leia wished she was the trained Jedi instead of her brother
4. (HH - do you know anything about the Sharpe series? 'Cause if not, substitute Jack Aubrey for Richard Sharpe) Five times Richard Sharpe helped Horatio out of a tight spot

[billytaylor.livejournal.com]

These nearly killed me. I ran into my sister's room and told her about the Paul McGann ones. MORE! MORE! AUGH! MORE!

Ummm ... all I can think of are lame ones ...

Five things Paul McGann has told his wife that she really didn't want to hear about.

Five things Richard E. Grant is just dying to tell someone about Paul McGann, but won't because of a drunken oath they took that night Paul taught him to drink.

Man, those are convoluted.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_oggy_/]

5 things Hornblower said in his sleep that Barbara heard after Caudebec
and
5 things Hornblower wished he had said to Bush

[(Anonymous)]

1) Five things Bush never told Hornblower
2) Five things Hornblower never told Bush.
3) Five things Hornblower didn't know about Bush.
4) Five things Bush didn't know about Hornblower.
5) Five times Edrington fell in love.
6) Five times Bush fell in love.
7) Five alcoholic beverages none of Paul Mcgann's various incarnations would ever drink.
8) Five opinions on why naval hats would have been horribly stupid-looking if it weren't for the fact that they're connected with AoS, one of the coolest things in the world. Ever.
9) Five Irate Canon Girlfriends and what they really thought.

[marvolo.livejournal.com]

LMFAO okay, I really wanted to ask you some Imperius ones, because I can't help myself. So feel free to go OH SHUT UP if you want. :D

- Five things Graham does the day Beatrix dies.

- Five times Attie and Pansy allllllmost did something naughty but didn't quite, before that time in fifth year. (that's the most convuluted phrasing ever, but you know what I mean.)

- Five things in Attie's memory too good for dementors to take away, even after a three-month stint in Azkaban.

- Five things Stewart won't ever tell Graham, no matter how long they live in Australia.

I COULD GO ON, BUT I WON'T. kdljf Even if you just do, like, one of them, I would be deliiiighted.

a bsg just to be different...

[plasticity.livejournal.com]

I'm late to the party, but:

five things Starbuck really frakking hates about Lee. (and five things she secretly loves and would never tell anyone, especially Lee.)

five dreams Roslin had to put on hold when she became impromptu president.

five alternative careers Tigh has contemplated/attempted.

five lies Baltar tells himself, so he can look at himself in the mirror.