The 5 Things Meme.

[quigonejinn]

You know the drill.

Do me a favor and ask for five things. My fandoms are: Star Wars, Hornblower, RPF for Paul McGann and/or other Hornblower actors, Supernatural, West Wing, Venture Brothers, Boondock Saints and really, anything that you might desire to see done in a halfassed way. If anybody wants it, I'll even write Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, and Harry Potter.

Be greedy and ask for lots. I'm in a rut these days, and writing these short little things will help me pare down my blather tendencies. :D

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Five things Richard E. Grant is just DYING to tell someone about Paul McGann.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

1. In contrast to popular wisdom holding that there are only two kinds of women (fish and cheese), Paul McGann swears up and down that there are actually three kinds. Fish, cheese, and this third substance. During the night of drunken oath-giving, Grant hadn't the faintest idea what tofu was, but McGann described as kind of a special texture mixed with a certain taste in the back of the throat.

"Like when you've got something caught back there, really." Complete with hand gestures to indicate the approximate location.

2. Grant wants you to know that these are all true, damn you. He didn't hallucinate them because he drank alcohol and was actually bitterly allergic to it -- he did drink, he didn't hallucinate. McGann drank more of him, but these are all true.

3. McGann's cure for hangovers, by the way, doesn't work. Raw eggs with strong mustard in boiling hot tea will only make you throw up. Trying to prepare while still drunk will only get you in worse trouble.

4. "One time, when we were at the beach and we all had some, Joe -- my oldest brother -- told me that my ass looked like a woman's. Lack of hair, he said."

5. "There's this woman, right. Stage manager type at RADA, fancies herself a writer, too, named Annie. We've messed about a few times, she's one of that tofu sort, and last Saturday, she calls me up -- "

Re: Five things Richard E. Grant is just DYING to tell someone about Paul McGann.

[billytaylor.livejournal.com]

oooh ... nasty!

Ha! ha!

Re: Five things Richard E. Grant is just DYING to tell someone about Paul McGann.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

These were amazingly fun to do. :D And not awkward at all. There is not enough PMG-fic in the world. :D And I'm glad for the excuse.