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quigonejinn ([personal profile] quigonejinn) wrote2006-08-31 08:55 pm

The 5 Things Meme.

You know the drill.

Do me a favor and ask for five things. My fandoms are: Star Wars, Hornblower, RPF for Paul McGann and/or other Hornblower actors, Supernatural, West Wing, Venture Brothers, Boondock Saints and really, anything that you might desire to see done in a halfassed way. If anybody wants it, I'll even write Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, and Harry Potter.

Be greedy and ask for lots. I'm in a rut these days, and writing these short little things will help me pare down my blather tendencies. :D

5 things Archie Kennedy has never forgiven.

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
1. Horatio borrowed Archie's copy of Norie's out of Archie's chest because he'd read his own to pieces, and then he fell asleep at the wardroom table -- he failed to notice that Archie had cleverly excised out chapters 3 through 11 and replaced them with a frolicsome tale of young shepherdesses gone wayward. Horatio, the fool, fell asleep on top of the last page of Chapter 2 and drooled through the page. There was a remarkably intruiging print on that first page, and it ran into smudges.

2. Old Captain Keene. He knew, he knew, he knew.

3. New Captain Sawyer, ordering a flogging for the last man out of the rigging.

4. The time that the growd pelted the stage during the second act, first scene of Richard III -- the actor who played Gloucester had apprently cuckolded someone, and that someone had arrived between acts with friends -- and it had gotten so bad that they'd had to cancel the performance. It was the last show that Archie saw befoer he went to the Justinian, and he's not quite sure that he can convince himself to forgive either Gloucester (who had all the sensitivity of a cow to his role) or the man (whose wife probably had the right idea in sleeping with another man.)

5. Kennedy can't forgive himself.