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SO. There are, I am told, now a variety of Iron Man kinkmemes out, but how about a good ol' Doomthreading? Talk, riff, fic, Iron Man One or Iron Man Two, porn or not porn, anon or not anon. Open to all.

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Justin versus Obadiah. Obadiah has known what Tony and the Starks are for thirty years. Justin hasn't, and can't. That is the difference.

Justin Hammer/Ivan's Bird. You know you want more of that love-hate thing they have going on.

later I promise I will come up with something remotely not ridiculous.

Threesomes for everyone!

Maria/Obadiah/Howard and an early prototype of the paralyzer. Scotch. High thread count and Howard's eyelids sticking when he can blink again, because he hasn't in a while.

Howard/Obadiah/Rhodey and vetting Tony's new BFF with enough scotch to drown a horse or three or make a 20 year old kid really, really fuzzy about the night before.

What have you done to me.

Tony Stark the Timelord AND/OR Tony Stark as an incarnation of the Doctor. JUST SAYING.

Some sort of interaction between Justin Hammer and Obadiah. A threat.

Let's talk about the security measures Tony installed in the Mark II and why he disabled them for Rhodey (and what might have happened if he hadn't).

Also: some incarnation of Nick Fury & Natasha. Bonus points for having Fury administering the Infinity Formula.

Guys. Guys. Guys. New Fringe had Alternate!Olivia, and Olivia is basically Cecily Stane in our heads, right? Except now? She has Pepper's hair. The universe ships it, okay.

Doll!Steve.

He's not the actual physical Captain American, unfrozen. He's not a clone, either. He's the body of some poor schmuck and the re-created mental imprint based on early projects and filmstrips and diaries and a lot of guesswork by Topher Brink with input by Nick Fury, who knew the guy like fifty years ago.

Wow, this post is perfectly timed for me -- I just got back from Iron Man 2!

~~what's a doomthread I don't wanna do this wrong D:~~

I really, seriously need post-IM1, pre-IM2 Tony/Rhodey fic with Rhodey finding out that Tony is dying. And how did Tony figure out the palladium poisoning?

I loved the movie, but it made me a bit sad because I was idly daydreaming about Iron Man/Spidey team-ups, and that's one crossover that will NEVER happen. Because a) I'm pretty sure there are still rights issues; b) Spidey's being rebooted back to high school, i.e. too young for the Avengers.

SOB. BUT THEY ARE SO AWESOME TOGETHER.

I saw the movie yesterday! It made me late for work. SO worth it.

Not quite smart enough to totally factor the timescales on this, but Tony and Ivan ARE half-brothers, right? IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

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