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[quigonejinn]

Lest (shut up, I am watching Rome) stella_belli actually trick you into thinking that she's nice and sweet and kind to people or that she will EVER, EVER, EVER write a happy ending to any Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan fic:

stella_belli: Though, you know. Obi-Wan is never ANYWHERE NEAR that tall next to Qui-Gon.
quigonejinn: No. *was watching TPM last night and screeching [and being like]*
quigonejinn: HE IS SO TINY HE IS SO TINY
stella_belli: He is so tiny he could curl up in mastuh's lap and sleep with his little head on mastuh's chest until mastuh's legs went to sleep too. :-(
stella_belli: That fluffy enough for you, bitch?

Comments

Re: big like paddle, hot like dick!

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

I especially like big-hand-meets-padawan-braid action. I melt into a puddle of goo when Qui-Gon tugs on that little bit of hair and wraps it around his hand and stuff. GOO, I tell you.

Re: big like paddle, hot like dick!

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

oh my yes...or the span of his enormous hands wrapped around Obi's waist as he....

Re: big like paddle, hot like dick!

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

Or around, um, other things. I have to be alone now. :X

*bleeds porn*

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Guilty pleasure here, too. I always like thinking about how, if Qui-Gon is leaning on Obi-Wan, it might trail on him or la;kjd;lighdf. *has a fetish for Obi-Wan's braid lying on Qui-Gon's back or chest like omg*

Best ever are the ones where Obi-Wan is doing Qui-Gon in the ass in the spoon position and it's going down Qui-Gon's chest so that if he looks down, he sees first the braid, then his bare skin, and finally Obi-Wan's hand curled around his cock.

Mmmm.

Re: *bleeds porn*

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

asd;lgha;l yesyesyes. Also, I love the idea of Qui-Gon running his hand through Obi-Wan's short, spiky Padawan hairstyle. I am convinced that this is the only reason that Padawans are required to wear such a style to begin with.

Re: *bleeds porn*

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Mmm. His hand would span the entire back of, say, a sixteen year old Obi-Wan's head. "Lean your head back, Padawan."

Why the hell is ther enot more good, porny fic featuring an underage Obi-Wan?

Re: *bleeds porn*

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

Because the JAFD archive doesn't allow slash. >:|