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[quigonejinn]

Lest (shut up, I am watching Rome) stella_belli actually trick you into thinking that she's nice and sweet and kind to people or that she will EVER, EVER, EVER write a happy ending to any Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan fic:

stella_belli: Though, you know. Obi-Wan is never ANYWHERE NEAR that tall next to Qui-Gon.
quigonejinn: No. *was watching TPM last night and screeching [and being like]*
quigonejinn: HE IS SO TINY HE IS SO TINY
stella_belli: He is so tiny he could curl up in mastuh's lap and sleep with his little head on mastuh's chest until mastuh's legs went to sleep too. :-(
stella_belli: That fluffy enough for you, bitch?

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Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Obi-Wan would not eat Qui-Gon.

Um, not that way, anyways. o.o *suspects she would be FAR MORE LIKELY to wake up one morning and find the brown rabbit curled up in a corner, trembling and catatonic, while the gray rabbit was stretched out dead and a sparrow hopped around chirping what sounds like WHAT ABOUT ME WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME???*

I hate Mace Windu so much that I cannot envision him as a cat or any other kind of adorable animal.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Omg! You are slashing the bunnies in your head, you dirty girl! ;D

Life would have been all right if the brown rabbit would just eat that damn sparrow. Well, however that works out. *ponders logistics of bunny/sparrow slash*

Really? I love Mace. I think I'm one of the only people left in fandom who does. He'd be a big black cat, of course, who stalk around the room giving people mean looks and tries to eat that dratted sparrow every chance he gets.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

I love the idea of like, Qui-Gon and Mace's friendship simply because I think they'd have a great chemistry like those old-school cop dramas with the white and black guy.

Also, am TOTALLY PICTURING RABBIT SLASH. I freely admit it.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Oh, I agree. I like Mace on his own, but I think he and Qui-Gon when they were young could be so much fun. :D

That's all right. I'm picturing bunny/sparrow slash. Am going to hell.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

askdghl;agl:

“Xanatos, what do you have in your mouth?” Qui-Gon hopped into the field just in time to see his charge shiftily cradling something in his short, furry arms, back turned.

“Mmuffnng, Mssstaaa,” Xanatos mumbled. He craned his neck over his shoulder, giving Qui-Gon a reassuring nose-twitch. Unfortunately, the tiny sparrow he’d been clutching took the initiative to struggle anew, flapping its small wings in Xanatos’ face. His whiskers twitched as the bird escaped, flying the short distance to Qui-Gon.

“That’s two days of crate duty, Padawan,” Qui-Gon admonished, long gray ears twitching disapprovingly. “You know better than to eat Obi-Wan.”

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

*ded*

I was thinking more along Obi/Ani bunny/sparrow, but that's priceless. XD

*is PSYCHOTIC in the morning, apparently*

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

DEAD. DEAD WITH LAUGHTER. DEAD WITH HELPLESS, SOBBING LAUGHTER. OMG. Xanatos is SUCH a little black cat, and eventually, in order to keep him from sneaking up on Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon puts a little silver bell on him.

Also, now have sudden images of a medium-sized black cat surreptitiously trying to hump a ginormous gray rabbit.

"What are you doing, Padawan?"

"Errrm. I noticed that your tail had some brambles in it. I'm trying ot get them out!"

"Very well. Carry on."