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[quigonejinn]

Lest (shut up, I am watching Rome) stella_belli actually trick you into thinking that she's nice and sweet and kind to people or that she will EVER, EVER, EVER write a happy ending to any Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan fic:

stella_belli: Though, you know. Obi-Wan is never ANYWHERE NEAR that tall next to Qui-Gon.
quigonejinn: No. *was watching TPM last night and screeching [and being like]*
quigonejinn: HE IS SO TINY HE IS SO TINY
stella_belli: He is so tiny he could curl up in mastuh's lap and sleep with his little head on mastuh's chest until mastuh's legs went to sleep too. :-(
stella_belli: That fluffy enough for you, bitch?

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[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

*highly amused*

Everyone is tiny compared to Liam Neeson. XD I'm only 5'2" and watching him onscreen makes me feel like a midget.

I now have an image of Obi-Wan as a kitten, purring and being petted. Thanks so much. I'm going to go puke up a hairball now. XD

<3 i bet kitty Obi-Wan loves his Jedi catnip.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

I am pasting you a chunk of IM dialogue that Dilly and I had, once upon a time, before she, like, turned into an evil dreamkilling CUNT on me:

1:54 AM 8/16/2005

Dilly: omgggg this kitten that came out of the house bricks thing looks like baby Obi-Wan.
Dilly: Now that it's a little older, omg. It's got kind of square eyes.
Dilly: So it looks constantly earnest.
Dilly: Some might think it was thinking "omg mm milk" but it was actually thinking "MUST EAT AND GROW STRONG SO I CAN BE A JEDI"
Rhod: fkjg;ldfih are kitten hands configured to hold a lightsaber?
Dilly: He would hold it in his ittle teet if he had to.
Dilly: teeth
Dilly: Kitties have the cutest little needle sharp teeth. <3
Dilly: Kittens seldom have Ewan-shaped eyes, okay?
[insert doubt from me]
Dilly: They were. <3 they were all rectangly and bluuuue-greeeeen and it looked like he had eyelinerrrr.

[babel.livejournal.com]

...

:|

That's not friends, JP.

*colonizes your country, yes*

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

It was already a public post on rhoddlet. XD

you english whore

[babel.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know, but that was flanked by a lot of ass kissing about how great I am. :(

*offers you smack in little hypo needles with the union jack around the barrel*

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to paste that bit to her again and flank it on either side with OMG DILLY IS GR8? Because I could do that.

I love that scene so much, OMG. And his nasty-ass suit. It fills my heart with deep, profound love. His possessiveness about that little hovel. <3 You and Maddy would get along, Renton.

Re: <3 i bet kitty Obi-Wan loves his Jedi catnip.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Obi-Wan only likes certain Jedi's catnip. Qui-Gon and Anakin's namely. Sometimes Luke's, when he's feeling pervy.

*ded* You two are making me nauseous with the cute. Seriously. XD Kitten!Obi-Wan... *dies*

Not that I ever had a cat I named Kenobi or anything. Who did like to sit in my lap and be petted.

mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

I told Dilly the other day that I desperately wanted to buy a brown rabbit and a gray rabbit and name the brown rabbit "Obi-Wan" and the gray one "Qui-Gon." And let them hop all over my feet and chase each other around my room and stretch out parallel to each other and and and. *_*

Dilly yelled at me. :/

By the way. If we're characterizing people from the SW-world as cats, Palpatine is so totally a huge fucking Persian with a foul temper and a flat face.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Mace is a little skeery for Obi-Wan. He likes the type of man who when he pets them, they purr. ;D

I can see why Dilly yelled at you. That's so cute that I'm bringing out my "twee!Vader" icon. And what if the bunnies didn't like each other and when you woke up, the brown had ate the gray one, all that was left was its fluffy little tail? How would you feel then?

I agree. Palpatine is a Persian. Anakin's a male Calico. Pretty, extremely rare, and suffering from distemper.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Obi-Wan would not eat Qui-Gon.

Um, not that way, anyways. o.o *suspects she would be FAR MORE LIKELY to wake up one morning and find the brown rabbit curled up in a corner, trembling and catatonic, while the gray rabbit was stretched out dead and a sparrow hopped around chirping what sounds like WHAT ABOUT ME WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME???*

I hate Mace Windu so much that I cannot envision him as a cat or any other kind of adorable animal.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Omg! You are slashing the bunnies in your head, you dirty girl! ;D

Life would have been all right if the brown rabbit would just eat that damn sparrow. Well, however that works out. *ponders logistics of bunny/sparrow slash*

Really? I love Mace. I think I'm one of the only people left in fandom who does. He'd be a big black cat, of course, who stalk around the room giving people mean looks and tries to eat that dratted sparrow every chance he gets.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

I love the idea of like, Qui-Gon and Mace's friendship simply because I think they'd have a great chemistry like those old-school cop dramas with the white and black guy.

Also, am TOTALLY PICTURING RABBIT SLASH. I freely admit it.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Oh, I agree. I like Mace on his own, but I think he and Qui-Gon when they were young could be so much fun. :D

That's all right. I'm picturing bunny/sparrow slash. Am going to hell.

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

askdghl;agl:

“Xanatos, what do you have in your mouth?” Qui-Gon hopped into the field just in time to see his charge shiftily cradling something in his short, furry arms, back turned.

“Mmuffnng, Mssstaaa,” Xanatos mumbled. He craned his neck over his shoulder, giving Qui-Gon a reassuring nose-twitch. Unfortunately, the tiny sparrow he’d been clutching took the initiative to struggle anew, flapping its small wings in Xanatos’ face. His whiskers twitched as the bird escaped, flying the short distance to Qui-Gon.

“That’s two days of crate duty, Padawan,” Qui-Gon admonished, long gray ears twitching disapprovingly. “You know better than to eat Obi-Wan.”

Re: mace windu's catnip = badnip then, I guess.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

*ded*

I was thinking more along Obi/Ani bunny/sparrow, but that's priceless. XD

*is PSYCHOTIC in the morning, apparently*

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

DEAD. DEAD WITH LAUGHTER. DEAD WITH HELPLESS, SOBBING LAUGHTER. OMG. Xanatos is SUCH a little black cat, and eventually, in order to keep him from sneaking up on Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon puts a little silver bell on him.

Also, now have sudden images of a medium-sized black cat surreptitiously trying to hump a ginormous gray rabbit.

"What are you doing, Padawan?"

"Errrm. I noticed that your tail had some brambles in it. I'm trying ot get them out!"

"Very well. Carry on."