quigonejinn: (hornblower - only a feeling anyways sir)
quigonejinn ([personal profile] quigonejinn) wrote2006-02-12 06:07 pm
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*dances like gibbering monkey*

Jack has been learning about signals.

Untitled Horatio Hornblower fic. NC-17, Bush/Jack Hammond by [livejournal.com profile] randomalia with the most brilliant, amazing undertone of djgljdf I can't even describe it because it's so subtly and beautifully done that it'd be wrong to give it away, but oh man oh man oh man.

[livejournal.com profile] randomalia writes so goddamn well. So subtly, so brilliantly, with such an ear for how a sentence should come together and such an eye for how the different elements of a scene ought to lie. Goddamn.

O.O

[identity profile] randomalia.livejournal.com 2006-02-12 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I just realised I didn't give it a title. Um. Oh. And, god, I'd send you chocolates if I could. In the shape of little ships. With little lieutenants bending their captains over a barrel. afgdfsjk;aks

[identity profile] nolivingman.livejournal.com 2006-02-12 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually meant to ask you to title it, cause then it can go in the newsletter and be pimped further and wider and that would be a good thing.

[identity profile] randomalia.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fiercely bad at making up titles, but I will see if I can knock something out of my head. Thank you!

[identity profile] nolivingman.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Every writer I know says titling is their least favorite part. I don't know what's up with that.

best. box of chocolates. ever.

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-12 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
dfkjgdfh *rolls with laughter*

And see, I assumed that the thingy after fic was the title? And I didn't see that until this morning, so I was flagellating myself about not REALIZING for an entire night that it was titled Hornblower because DUH RHOD that would is such a great title and [livejournal.com profile] randomalia is so smart and it would help people who hadn't FUCKING SPENT THE PAST WEEK RABIDLY CONCOCTING FANTASIES ABOUT BUSH THROWING IT TO MIDSHIPMEN THAT LOOKED LIKE HORATIO, etc, etc, etc.

*edits post, points out that she's perfectly happy with untitled fic, loves you intensely and furiously*

Also, I should really look into Supernatural. Everybody I know is turning into a rabid fan of it. *_*

Some of them would have soft centers. Some would have nuts.

[identity profile] randomalia.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, see, that's just my usual stupidity and vagueness, but you may call it brilliance if you wish. ;p I should have just called it The One Where Bush Gets A Blowjob, because that was what I set out to do.

I haven't watched enough Supernatural to know if I am a fan or not, but there's some really great fic in the fandom, and I needed a love icon for your posts. XD

the Jackie Hammond one have leaky cherry filling. :(

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds nifty and full of the crazy brother love, but yeah. I've been trying to find a <3_<3 icon to use for HH stuff, but every capture I've been able to make of Hornblower grinning makes him look like a serial killer. Which, you know. MAKES SENSE, IN A WAY.

So here. Have yet another one of my 9348029385 icons where one or the other of Horry's best friends looks like he's three steps from shouting, "BUGGER ARTICLE 29!" and jumping him in public. XD

Re: the Jackie Hammond one have leaky cherry filling. :(

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_oggy_/ 2006-02-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
what a highly appropriate thing to shout when attempting to jump hornblower :-)
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[identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
oooh, oooh, oooh. While I remember. I have a question about the format and the way that items from a dig would be tagged. Saaaaaaay ..... a dig in Chichester that found some 18th century items. I'm just saying.

And so I don't totally hijack someone else's LJ, if you have a chance (and really I don't want to impose on any of your time) could you email me?

oh my god, i just googled the inn. O.O

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. For the record, hijack away. There's nothing that I love like a good fandom conversation where I can just lay back and soak in the trivia.

AND PS: HAH SO THAT IS WHY YOU ARE INVESTIGATING OBSCURE BITS OF CHICHESTER :D
ext_8683: (Bush stoneware mug)

Re: oh my god, i just googled the inn. O.O

[identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. XD I have this idea in my head for a piece of Chichester related artwork. But I need to know how archeologists tag and store shit after they dig it up. I'm thinking of a dusty box getting pulled out of some university storage shelf with all these little bits and pieces of someone's life in them. Anonymous except for the scientific notation that identifies them. And the viewer will look down into the box and see the stuff and recognize whose life it belonged to. Something along those lines *waves hands about vaguely*.

And I've found some interesting things about 18th century Chichester. That brick making was a big industry as was the making of clay pipes. And that the whole town was basically a town of craftsmen and tradesmen -- carpenters, bricklayers and glaziers, blacksmiths, wheelwrights, coopers, saddlers, tailors and shoemakers. There were also bakers, brewers and grocers and gunsmiths and clay pipe makers.

And also in the early years of the 19th century, no doubt because of the war, a barracks was built in Chichester. I have a bunch of tidbits, like when the turnpike to Portsmouth was built. The first theater in the town. Shit like that.

Re: oh my god, i just googled the inn. O.O

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
That is one badass idea. :D

And because it popped into my head: if Chichester was so (relatively) industry-centered, it really does underline the background differences between Bush and playing-in-the-horse-trough, village-doctor's-son, French-tutors-and-Xenophon Hornblower.
ext_8683: (Bush silhouette gun deck)

Re: oh my god, i just googled the inn. O.O

[identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
The bonus was stumbling across the inn. XD

And the clay pipe thing and it's association with Chichester makes me want to also draw Bush smoking. There is that little bit in Commodore with the cigar, but he had to smoke a pipe. Christ, who didn't in the 18th century.

Yeah, the more I look at Chichester the more it does highlight that difference in background. And because CSF is a sneaky shit it wouldn't surprise me if I find a Bush family that actually did live in Chichester in the 18th century.

*weeps at the image of Bush with a wee clay pipe in his teeth*

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Little-known fact only recently learned by literary historians: the dude's originally stood for "Cunning Sneaky Fucker."

And yeah. The thoroughgoing social background difference really, really, really make me want to write Smallbridge fic because really, Bush isn't going to fit in all that well either at the big house or in the sleepy little farming village.

I need to figure out more precisely what a "cottage" in the late 1700s means.

Re: *weeps at the image of Bush with a wee clay pipe in his teeth*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_oggy_/ 2006-02-13 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
"oh a cottage is always very snug"
(i think i've seen sense and sensibility one too many times)
"cottage" for the upper class probably isn't all that small.
*goes archaeological batshit over chichester pipe industry*
white ball clay pipes are part of the life-blood of chesapeake historical archaeology. two archaeologists went nucking-futz over them in the 60s and 70s and we've been forever doomed by their work. seriously, thought, you can date a site (roughly) from pipe stems. there's all sorts of weird and wacky was you can date sites, i myself have suffered through (highly amused, however) measuring the thicknesses of thousands of pot sherds from the late woodland period.
let me just put on my gonna-be-a-prof soon hat: pipes in the late 18th and early 19th centuries were not very wee. i have an older post of me ranting on some pbs drama about pipes with pictures of some. in the early 17th century pipe bowls were no more than 1.5 inches high and about 3/4 inch in diameter (roughly). tobacco then was much less dilluted. in the 18th century pipe bowls get larger as the bores of the stems get smaller. they can also get pretty schmanzy and you can track where they're made by the maker's marks, which is why i am totally crazy about this chichester pipe-making thing, histarchs from the chesapeake go nutz over this sort of thing. *takes off hat* i just wish i could get at the right books to go find of chichester makers marks.
it's a completely futile struggle to keep my profession from interfering with hornblower stuff *shakes head* i despair, i really do.

all right. a BIG CLAY PIPE with the appropriate maker's marks. mama sends him off to sea w/a box.

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've told you recently that I love you, have I?

The cottage I was thinking of was the one in Chichester where Bush bunks when he's with the family. Goddamn this lack of time. -________-

Re: all right. a BIG CLAY PIPE with the appropriate maker's marks. mama sends him off to sea w/a box

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_oggy_/ 2006-02-13 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
i just had this really amusing visual of midshipman bush opening a package from his mother and saying "aw, thanks mom"
that cottage is probably on the smallish side. how many sisters does that man have again? what i've always wonder is why the hell aren't they married? and i can just imagine him coming home and being completely overwhelmed by women.
ext_8683: (Bush better than a wife)

Re: all right. a BIG CLAY PIPE with the appropriate maker's marks. mama sends him off to sea w/a box

[identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, why aren't any of them married? You might be able to argue the whole dowry thing, or the lack thereof, but that really doesn't hold a lot of seawater because while the convention, it wasn't the absolute. Poorer folk got married all the time.

Unless they were a family trying to keep up appearances and the burning shame of not bringing a dowry into the marriage sort of prevented the whole process.

Which makes me think of how far would Bush's burning shame extend. Is it Naval only? Or would he be consumed with it in terms of family matters because maybe he couldn't marry off the sisters (and lighten his own financial load) because he couldn't provide them with a portion to take into the marriage, etc.

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet that hundred pounds of prize money that he blew during RN Officers Gone Wild! Kingston Edition would have come in handy for that purpose.

And because I've been thinking about this all night: we don't hear about the sisters throughout the books, do we? I know we get the dab in LtH, and we get another bit somewhere, and Hornblower mutters about how Bush ought to have been able to retire to his doting sisters in Chichester, but it might be possible that Hornblower's info is out of date by the time of LH. Some of them might have gotten hitched.

Also: what if Bush had more than the four or whatever? That's an awful lot of siblings, but maybe some of them did get married off, and he just doesn't talk about them?

And finally: any chance that age issues could have come into play? We don't know where Bush stands, age-wise, in relation to the Mlles. Bush.

There's also the fact that he's never bloody home. Aside from the time that he's on halfpay on shore, he's not going to feel the press for money too badly -- it's not like he's grinding it out with them every day. He lives in a little bubble of tops'ls and heads'ls and salt beef and keeping crazy captain boyfriends happy while in the middle of the Atlantic. We don't get hide or hair or mention of them during all the time we spend in his head in LtH while we're at sea. We only hear about them when he's back on shore.

The notion, by the way, of Bush being home and trying to talking one of his sisters into getting hitched is HILARIOUS to me.
ext_8683: (Bush throat looking up)

[identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
These are all really good points. Yeah, the sisters aren't mentioned that often. I do remember that one bit in Commodore where Bush has the blood lust and wants to hang that poor bastard before he actually dies, and HH is all freaky about it. In that section somewhere HH says that Bush is a kind man, who is a good brother to his sisters and a good son to his mother. But outside of there and LtH I'm drawing a blank.

The age thing is interesting. For all we know he could be the youngest child in the whole load of them.

We don't get hide or hair or mention of them during all the time we spend in his head in LtH while we're at sea. We only hear about them when he's back on shore.

POINT. And if we would see it anywhere it should be in LtH. If you figure he left as a teenage boy and spends years and years and years away from home, these people have to be strangers to him. Easy to put them out of your mind I would imagine especially when there are better things to think about like beautiful ships and pretty captains.

And dude, I'm obsessed now with Chichester and I'm digging out all sorts of shit about the place including some period paintings of the main part of town. And I found some maps that ain't worth much because you can't read the streets but I'm hoarding it all.

But Chichester in the 18th century? SMUGGLING. All over the place.

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Fic about how close and cuddly Bush is with his land relatives always makes me go a little O.O

I think I've muttered about this to you before, but I just can't square it with what we know about how Bush spends his life at sea and the tidbits we get of his life with them -- even setting aside the fact that he's spent his adult life at sea, completely independent of them, there's the weeding the garden in the middle of fucking winter, the way he thinks that women doting on men as something to be taken for granted, and above all, that insane bit in LtH where he's lying in the hospital and is just rendered completely inarticulate by the fact that someone cares enough to come and visit him.

I mean, WTF. I know that HH makes Bush all prickly inside and out and that he makes little Valentine's day cards trimmed with oakum for him, really. If he's even vaguely close to his family, he's going to miss them while lying on his back, alone, bored brainless, and panicky about his future career. We don't get a hint of that in the bit where he's all blushy because Hornblower shows up with the fruitbasket. Similarly, when he's having his rage attack about his magnificent ship falling into Dago hands, the thought that his sisters/mother will hear of it -- that doesn't come into his head at all. Instead, he's wondering what the Navy and "England" would say.

So yeah. Bush and his relationship to money also fascinates me, as does the notion of how Hornblower perceives Bush's relation to his family.
ext_8683: (Bush/Hornblower in the Long Rooms)

[identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAHHHH!!! I just found a nice bit of stuff on the transporation between Chichester and Portsmouth including the specific Inns that were the coaching stops, the schedule and the costs.
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we all benefit from your despair ;)

[identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
This whole Chichester thing is intriquing more than it should with all the crafts and trades in the place. This small pre-industrial blue collar town.

And really, clay pipe making? That's just too damn cool for word. I've found some period appropriate street maps of the place online but they are too damn small to make anything out. I smell a trip to the local uni to get better maps.

I've also googled Chichester and archeology and there seems to be reams and reams of stuff. A lot of it Roman and medieval as this town has a long, long history. But at least I know where to go -- which journals, etc. -- to try and find 18th century stuff.

Re: we all benefit from your despair ;)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_oggy_/ 2006-02-13 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm not sure what the "chi" refers to, but "chester" comes from the roman word for either bridge or fort, can't remember which one.

Re: we all benefit from your despair ;)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_oggy_/ 2006-02-13 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
latin, dangit, latin not roman. romans didn't speak roman they spoke latin. i only had 4 years of classical archaeology, chalk it up to monday morning stupidity.

Re: we all benefit from your despair ;)

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha. We probably will spare you execution.

This time. <3
ext_8683: (Bush/Hornblower greyscale snowstorm)

[identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Christ, that was amazing.

Hansomely

[identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
*moves the essay she was writing to you in e-mail over here*

The story is so hot that I can't STAND IT. It's not only Bush getting a blowjob with audio, but it's intense, control-obsessed, do-it-right His Royal Majesty's Navy William Bush who is so eloquent and vivid when he's snarling a midshipman back into his but only has a few hoarse words for the boy who looks like what Hornblower must've looked like when he was young and not so distant -- that's the one getting the blowjob. In his head, that's who he's ordering dah;gjfgdfaerhfl. MAN.

The notion that Bush gets off on ordering a guy who reminds him of Hornblower makes my brain go sploosh at the hot.

And the characterization of Hammond ain't lacking either. At all. Jesus. I mean. The fact that I even noticed it existed in a fic with that Bush says something about what a powerful thing it was. MAN.

*weeping with love of the story and [livejournal.com profile] randomalia*
ext_8683: (Bush God help sailors)

[identity profile] black-hound.livejournal.com 2006-02-13 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
And handsomely even. *rolls eyes at self*

It's ferociously hot. The control issues were AMAZING as was the transference. She is brilliant. Her work has such economy of style but it says mountains. She knows these people and when you're done reading that sparse prose you know them too.