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[quigonejinn]

SO. There are, I am told, now a variety of Iron Man kinkmemes out, but how about a good ol' Doomthreading? Talk, riff, fic, Iron Man One or Iron Man Two, porn or not porn, anon or not anon. Open to all.

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[ferricent.livejournal.com]

"Hello! My name is James Rhodes. It's nice to meet you."
"My name is Mark! I know who you are!"
"You do?"
"Yes! You're a decorated colonel in the United States air force! You are Tony's friend!"
"I am Tony's friend, yes. Tony is in trouble right now, Mark. Do you want to help me help Tony?"
"Tony is alive?"
"He... Yes, he is. Why would you think he wouldn't be?"
"Because you are here."
The suit points to a separate corner of the garage. "You get the cars too! Not the roadster."
"He's not dead. Not yet."
"If you say so! I don't see any problem." The frame begins to open, titanium shrugging free like scales. "Remove your watch! You are five feet, nine inches tall!"

_______________________

"I'm not allowed to fly too high mister Rhodes. I get cold."

[obsession-inc.livejournal.com]

...oh my God this is MAGNIFICENT.

[katanath.livejournal.com]

Have you ever read the Temeraire series? I am totally hearing Mark in Volatilus' voice.

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

Agreed. It's so excited to be flying! So excited!

(VOLLY. Oh God, Volly in IM-verse. My heart still yearns for the universe where Stark tech is really dragon breeding, and the arc reactor is an ancient, mute blue dragon, and Yinsen is a native dragon, and.)

[katanath.livejournal.com]

Kiiiiinda having a tough time wrapping my head around this...except for where Yinsen is the old native dragon, which is totally spot on. So then I guess the arc reactors are like, a series of genetically engineered (part-Russian) dragons?

(Mark has an inexplicable affinity for flying over cow pastures.)

[quigonejinn.livejournal.com]

I will never not be in love with this snippet. And I could read it all day, too.

(OMG DO MARK TRYING TO GET USED TO THE HAMMER UPGRADES OMG)