Alas! Alack! *holds shards of broken heart in hands* When I started reading the paragraph, I thought that I would have the joy of real-time spamming the great randomalia, but alas! Alack!

I watched two and a quarter episodes of Dr. Who today. They were delightfully cheese-tastic, and whenever the Doctor talks about being the last of his race, I want to give him something to eat.