AAHAHAHAHA. WATCH TV. WATCH TV. WATCH MOOOORE.

And hell no. I did my best to stare at the book and pretend that I was reading when I was actually just daydreaming about fanfiction. Some English major friends of mine memorized chunks of it in college, though, and they seemed to enjoy it for some bizarre-ass reason. XD

Somehow, darling, I suspect that if you and I got to decide what constitute the Western canon, we would shake things up a bit.