Omg! You are slashing the bunnies in your head, you dirty girl! ;D

Life would have been all right if the brown rabbit would just eat that damn sparrow. Well, however that works out. *ponders logistics of bunny/sparrow slash*

Really? I love Mace. I think I'm one of the only people left in fandom who does. He'd be a big black cat, of course, who stalk around the room giving people mean looks and tries to eat that dratted sparrow every chance he gets.