I am pasting you a chunk of IM dialogue that Dilly and I had, once upon a time, before she, like, turned into an evil dreamkilling CUNT on me:

1:54 AM 8/16/2005

Dilly: omgggg this kitten that came out of the house bricks thing looks like baby Obi-Wan.
Dilly: Now that it's a little older, omg. It's got kind of square eyes.
Dilly: So it looks constantly earnest.
Dilly: Some might think it was thinking "omg mm milk" but it was actually thinking "MUST EAT AND GROW STRONG SO I CAN BE A JEDI"
Rhod: fkjg;ldfih are kitten hands configured to hold a lightsaber?
Dilly: He would hold it in his ittle teet if he had to.
Dilly: teeth
Dilly: Kitties have the cutest little needle sharp teeth. <3
Dilly: Kittens seldom have Ewan-shaped eyes, okay?
[insert doubt from me]
Dilly: They were. <3 they were all rectangly and bluuuue-greeeeen and it looked like he had eyelinerrrr.