But....you forget that I know JACK SHIT about Star Wars and Jedi Theologies and anything else except they wear a funky ponytail and the padawan has this braid thing at the side of his head like a huzzar and they wear brown robes and can do mind trick thingys with waving their two fingers.

So what else can I comment on besides um... your WRITING!!!!

Gerard = Flavor Flav? *makes barfing noises* Yeah, much classier.