. . . man, how is it that I've never read your drabbles before? HOW IS IT? The universe is deeply unfair. Deeply, deeply unfair. Expect some hysterical fangirl feedback in the next few days. Oh my sweet lord.

And, erm, yes. With that out of the way, I'm glad you enjoyed this. The modern stuff is a little weird, and I feel guilty for writing so much crack, but I can't help it. And hurray for my obsessiveness doing somebody good. :D