1. "It would be better if we spent some time apart, wouldn't it?"
2. "Would you let me come back?"
3. " -- an' then, Joe said, 'Let's all go to one of them places with the breasts,' an' I said, 'That's a great idea because tonight is your last free night,' an' Andy, you know Andy, thought it would be a great idea if the girl put it on her arse and Joe did it an' then we all did it -- "
4. "Don't you know what they put into sausage these days? I mean, take this ingredient right here. This one that they'e helpfully labelled as a preservative. In rats, it's proven tocause birth defects."
5. "The way I feel about you has nothing to do with the way that I feel about my children. I still love them."
Five things Paul McGann has told his wife that she really didn't want to hear about.
2. "Would you let me come back?"
3. " -- an' then, Joe said, 'Let's all go to one of them places with the breasts,' an' I said, 'That's a great idea because tonight is your last free night,' an' Andy, you know Andy, thought it would be a great idea if the girl put it on her arse and Joe did it an' then we all did it -- "
4. "Don't you know what they put into sausage these days? I mean, take this ingredient right here. This one that they'e helpfully labelled as a preservative. In rats, it's proven tocause birth defects."
5. "The way I feel about you has nothing to do with the way that I feel about my children. I still love them."