1. The story about McGann fucking a mail slot is not apocryphal. It's just that Lindsay will never, ever confirm that he was the one who walked in on McGann doing it and had to haul him away from the mail slot, and McGann was really, really, really close to finishing and ah, let us not talk about this part of it.
2. There's a pair of high heels in the bottom of the closet in McGann's office. They're four inches high, bright red, and so large that it's hard to believe any woman wears them.
3. One time, while in chambers and in front of Lindsay, he offered to give a judge the best head of her life if she'd give them an additional extension.
It's not known whether the judge took the offer.
4. One time, McGann almost fucked a fourteen year old. Granted, he backed off as soon as he realized how young she was, and she did look a good bit older than she was, but it was the annual one of the Christmas . She was the daughter of a man that Lindsay was courting as a potential client, and McGann was wildly drunk. And had possibly had a bit of nose candy before then.
5. He nailed that girl three years later. And her mother. At the same time. In Conference Room South. When said mother was divorcing her husband, who Lindsay had failed to get as a client.
The most outrageous -- or the only redeeming thing, from another perspective -- was that McGann billed that time.
Five things McGann did that Lindsay has to keep mum about lest it put the entire firm into ruin.
2. There's a pair of high heels in the bottom of the closet in McGann's office. They're four inches high, bright red, and so large that it's hard to believe any woman wears them.
3. One time, while in chambers and in front of Lindsay, he offered to give a judge the best head of her life if she'd give them an additional extension.
It's not known whether the judge took the offer.
4. One time, McGann almost fucked a fourteen year old. Granted, he backed off as soon as he realized how young she was, and she did look a good bit older than she was, but it was the annual one of the Christmas . She was the daughter of a man that Lindsay was courting as a potential client, and McGann was wildly drunk. And had possibly had a bit of nose candy before then.
5. He nailed that girl three years later. And her mother. At the same time. In Conference Room South. When said mother was divorcing her husband, who Lindsay had failed to get as a client.
The most outrageous -- or the only redeeming thing, from another perspective -- was that McGann billed that time.