AHAHAH. The Rentboy AU won't leave you alone, will it? I've had it living in the back of my head ever since black_hound pointed out that young lieutenant, PMG-Bush would've been pretty like a new penny and also UTTERLY WITHOUT COMPUNCTION about taking money from women. And man.

Hornblower as a rentboy just makes me go :D.

Wentworth is fucking fine. And hot. And fine.