... oh. my. God. I just went through Sleeping Murder to find that moment, and I swear to God. It does indeed sound like he's having sex and ahhaahhahahaha. The way he grips George! The fingers spread like, like he's trying to feel up as much of George as possible!

And your mind is truly filthy. :D Truly, truly filthy. And wonderful.

We really should do the fic swap. I'm basically free from now until, um. September, really. So tell me a date that works for you. :D