It was the magic of misplaced modifiers combined with dropped words. XD The typo made it sound like I was going to kick all fic out of bed, except for you, who I'll be doing for the next few weeks.

We are the slowest collaborators on the planet, which is something that I actually enjoy and gives this thing a shot of actually getting done. *pokes her midterm next Friday for which she is fucked, and yet is somehow provoking her to study* It'll be good. Just throw it over whenever you've got it, and I'll work my getting my ass on over.

History faculty! :D