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*dies from teh funny*
SPYING ON HIM WHEN HE SLEEPS. SENDING HIS BOYFRIEND LEMONADE, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
Sometimes, ya just gotta know when to give it up and admit that Horry likes teh gay buttsecks.