Did you ever hear about those ads on the New York City subways? They had pictures of scantily clad women and the phrase "Read Books, Get Brain."

And then it turned out that "get brain" is slang for uh, you know. Getting a blowjb.

So yes. I just exploded with laughter on reading the subject line, and yes, Horatio. Read those mathematics books, explain them to Bush in those below-decks math lessons, and get head in return. :>