Dude, yo. I know that ERA's don't count for the whole story, but 1.81 ERA is kind of ridiculously flashy, particularly in a neutral stadium like PNC. And he's got a solid K/BB ratio, and yeah, it was only fourteen games, but *______* I'm curious to see whether he'll continue being effective against major-league hitters for a whole season.

And oh, Pirates. :/ I am sorry. I hear that, um, your stadium is really nice.