Hey, that's always been MY definition of conquer! Which explains why I never did well on those history quizzes... But I don't think it's possible to top that zombie fic, so you're probably outdone in the reactionary realm for this fandom. (I really had to swish and spit with some dog semen to get the freakitude of that out of my brain, holy god.)

Anyway. ::waves pom-pons:: Hornblower has been on my to-read list for about three years now, so perhaps seeing all this fic on my flist will finally cajole me into it.