Ahhh! Is it too late to keep myself from sounding like a totally snotty, cranky bookfan rolling late to the party and telling everybody that they're wrong? I mean. Um. I'm not, I swear!

*offers up fruit basket, shoves dead bodies under couch, also tries to pretend that she hasn't been skulking around the Scriptorium and obsessively reading everthing on there for weeks now*