having it go through farce before ending in a dark sentence about how things did not end up happily ever after.

Considering the older versions had the stepsisters cutting off their toes and heels to fit into the glass slipper, I don't think you'd have to work to hard to make Cinderella a dark story.

Something vaguely titled How Four Infants Came to the Jedi Order.

Squeee! Please!

Also, Artist!Obi-Wan would so cute. Especially if he's like many teenage boys and copies his favorite comic book artists for style tips...