And Bats/Bruce would totally hear about it and be like 'pssh, whatever, I'm too busy being hardcore and saving Foggy Gotham Town from its own virulent criminality to care.'

But he'd always avoid talking to Tony whenever they were at the same society parties. Makin' all sorts of awkward excuses for why he's gotta, uh, leave, 'cause, uh... there's a... fire. Alfred is on fire. Gotta go.

Tony'd be oblivious.