And by WACKINESS, you mean porn. Because Tony thinks it would be a great idea to suck face, but Bond needs Tony's mouth to be free so that he can answer questions about the flood of surprisingly sophisticated, Stark-lite missiles into global hot spots, particularly Afghanistan. Still, though, Tony gets a kiss in, and for a moment, that makes Bond re-consider this whole fucking-Tony-up-the-ass-thing: a guy who can kiss like that probably knows his way around a blowjob.